ROFLMAO - and insta-tan to cover the sexy-but-obvious biker tan lines, and a skort in case she and MTB'ng Ken wanna stop for ice cream after their ride.
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I'm thinking MTB Barbie needs to come with a tube of concealer for her leg and elbow scars when she goes for a night on the town
ROFLMAO - and insta-tan to cover the sexy-but-obvious biker tan lines, and a skort in case she and MTB'ng Ken wanna stop for ice cream after their ride.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"
Barbie and Ken broke up! No, really. I saw it on the *news*. Now Barbie is free to tandem with any hottie she chooses !!!!