need to buy my wife a bike

[Trek420]

4th: Fruit/flower or appliances: Power bars or a trainer?

How about an xtracycle smoothie blender? That's an appliance .... and a trainer

There's a gallery near me that has installed a bike-flour grinder. They produce whole-grain flour by pedal power.

[kelownagirl]

1st: Paper or clocks (modern): Bike mag subscriptions or bike computers/HRM
2nd:Cotton or china: Clothes, cotton bar tape or, yeah, ceramic bearings
3rd: Leather or Crystal: This can only mean leather saddles.
4th: Fruit/flower or appliances: Power bars or a trainer?
5th: Wood or silverware: Hmm. Shiny new parts are silver.
6th: Candy or iron: Steel is made from iron so that must mean steel bike frames.
7th: Wool, copper or desk sets. Wool is good. The rest is meh.
8th: Bronze, pottery, satin or lace: You have to come in at least third place for your beloved. Or,well, ceramic bearings are sort of like pottery.
9th: Pottery and willow or Leather. Just in case the leather saddle you bought six years ago is gone or messed up. Could also mean leather handlebar tape
10th: Tin or aluminum, diamonds or jewelry: New rims
11th: Steel. I can say no more.

The options start to get progressively worse after that.

It was our first anniversary last week. We didn't give each other gifts but DH got me a Triathlon magazine subscription for Valentine's Day. We got each other matching Garmin 305's for a wedding present though.

[sgtiger]

impressive, Obiwan aka BiaK!

So considerate. I wish other men would get this point.

Believe me, ladies, tact and sensitivity are not always his strong suits. However, he tries and that - in my book - counts for a lot. Also, there are lessons that have been learned the hard way - for BOTH of us. It helps that he understands who his main audience here is and that he's able to switch gears based on that.

SGtiger: I want to have a beer with you(with my wifes permission of course), must be kindred spirits, thanks for your support.

I'd be up for that if we're ever in your neck of the woods or you're in ours. Why don't you bring your wife along? And I'll bring my SO - BoyInAKilt aka Mr. Sgtiger aka Mr. KilTiger BTW(in case any of ya'll haven't picked up on that yet). I believe the reason I'm able to get your brand of humor is that DH's isn't that far off from yours. You guys should get along great! Then your wife and I can talk about the challenges of being a SAHM and trying to find balance between that and making time for ourselves.

[Zen]

2nd is cotten or china? Which in cycling language is ..... can that be wool? or is wool further on?

Carbon fiber

[Trek420]

Carbon fiber

Carbon is, well Carbon should be diamond anniversary. What's that, 50th? When I'm 102? Do they make Carbon recumbent trikes?

[Zen]

It could work for both!

[Chile Pepper]

1st: Paper or clocks (modern): Bike mag subscriptions or bike computers/HRM
2nd:Cotton or china: Clothes, cotton bar tape or, yeah, ceramic bearings
3rd: Leather or Crystal: This can only mean leather saddles.
4th: Fruit/flower or appliances: Power bars or a trainer?
5th: Wood or silverware: Hmm. Shiny new parts are silver.
6th: Candy or iron: Steel is made from iron so that must mean steel bike frames.
7th: Wool, copper or desk sets. Wool is good. The rest is meh.
8th: Bronze, pottery, satin or lace: You have to come in at least third place for your beloved. Or,well, ceramic bearings are sort of like pottery.
9th: Pottery and willow or Leather. Just in case the leather saddle you bought six years ago is gone or messed up. Could also mean leather handlebar tape
10th: Tin or aluminum, diamonds or jewelry: New rims
11th: Steel. I can say no more.

The options start to get progressively worse after that.

This sucks--I should have received a Seven last year, and instead all I got was dinner out. This year (12th) is silk or pearls. What do I get for that? And would it be ok to substitute titanium for tungsten on the 16th? Especially since I didn't get my custom steel?

[Trek420]

12th - traditional is silk or pearls. Cycling is Pearl Izumi shoes.

http://www.pearlizumi.com/shop.php?p...&mode=products

[Chile Pepper]

12th - traditional is silk or pearls. Cycling is Pearl Izumi shoes.

Excellent! I'll let my husband know. For that matter, he could use some new shoes, too.

[bouncybouncy]

5th: Wood or silverware: Hmm. Shiny new parts are silver.

wood fenders!!!

[MM_QFC!]

wood fenders!!!

Calfee Designs bamboo bikes would be included and wouldn't anything by Phil WOOD?

[Trek420]

On the more affordable end cork's from trees. Trees are wood. Cork bar tape?

[Zen]

Who made these rules, anyway?

[OakLeaf]

People who sell Stuff made these rules, that's who

It's the 75th anniversary that's diamond though, not the 50th. 50 is gold.

Which one is unobtainium?

[sgtiger]

2nd:Cotton or china: Clothes, cotton bar tape or, yeah, ceramic bearings

Sheesh.... Have I taught you nothing?

China - A girl can't be on a bike ALL her time, now can she? She's gotta eat, right? How about some plates that are bicycle themed? Maybe racers chasing each other around the rim. Or a coffee mug with Campy or Park Tools logo on it. Better yet, go to one of those pottery cafe places and make her a tile or dish embedded with a cog(or other bike part - make sure it's something that'll survive the firing) that she's worn out! Oh! And a girls gotta bathe too, right? She'll appreciate a nice soak after her long rides in a new clawfoot tub. Aaaah! It's enameled with some ceramic substance which is close enough to china, that it practically IS china!!!

Cotton - Greens, baby! No, no, not those greens. Sure, they'll provide her with the phyto-nutrients and minerals she'll need to sustain her on a long ride(Not to mention: Keep her insides cleansed). These greens. That's right, I'm talking cold, hard CA$H! It's printed on a paper made with <gasp> COTTON!!! The most versatile gift of all! It let's her choose any bike accessory she wants. Whether it's a new piece of bling for her bike or a whole nother bike! She could even spend it on the cycling vacation of her dream$. Boosting her favorite racer up the mountain on the next Giro d'Italia(Ooh, what a tight toosh!). Experiencing bicycling utopia. Riding through the Pyrenees. She's only limited by her imagination and the $ize of the gift(Hopefully lots)!

~Sg"If you're going to dream, dream BIG, I say!"tiger