Dear So and So

[weathergal]

Dear Nashbar website people,

It would be nice if you included a little more information with your sizing charts. Having a waist measurement only may be useful for men. But for me, a pear-shaped woman with a relatively small waist and huge hips, it tells me squat about if your shorts will fit me or not. I'm really glad I found the TE website, which does not have this problem.

Will be buying bike clothing elsewhere,
weathergal

[Technotart]

Dear Gods of higher education

[Technotart]

Dear Gods of higher education

Please let the next ten weeks they call the summer semester pass quickly and painlessly. Please let me pass with good grace, and keep me from being so sick of school that I have hope of making it through the last two semesters and graduating in May......

[yellow]

(I had to resurrect this based on my lovely evening...)

Dear Interior Designers of the 70s,

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING when you installed "popcorn" ceilings throughout my house?

(And what was I thinking when I thought I could paint it???).

Love,
Paint covered whiney moany home repair gal.

[yellow]

Dear Weather Gods,
attn: Rain Gods:

Was it something I said?

Oh MoB...I so feel your pain. May you pass through this tough time with dignity and grace.

[KkAllez]

Dear Gods of higher education

Please let the next ten weeks they call the summer semester pass quickly and painlessly. Please let me pass with good grace, and keep me from being so sick of school that I have hope of making it through the last two semesters and graduating in May......

I'm right there with ya! Who ever told me microbiology was a science class lied. Micro is a closet foreign language! My husband hears over and over, "I'm so sick of studying I could puke."

[yellow]

(I'm bumping this as I'm having a particularly difficult time with dog and cat hair, polar fleece, and the demands of my new job.)

Dear Polartech People (Malden Mills),

Can you please make some polar fleece that sheds rather than attracts and holds for its lifetime the yellow dog hair and white cat hair that pervades my home? I am tired of looking like the abominable fur woman and having to carry around one of the masking tape roller things.

[Bad JuJu]

I know I'm a JuJu-come-lately on this thread, but wanna play anyway.

Dear Left Knee--
We're in this together. I've given you lots of R.I.C.E. and other TLC, tweaked my saddle position, foot position on the pedals, and let you have plenty of rest between rides. Now will you please stop b**ching and just enjoy the great outdoors with me and your buddy, Right Knee? She's perfectly happy spinning away--come on, be a teammate!

[SadieKate]

Dear So and So,

Thanks for having such funny girls on the TE forum.

SK

[maillotpois]

This is pretty cool! Taking up from Ju-Ju's talking to body parts theme....

Dear Lungs:

I know you guys think I am expecting too much, but why do you have to be filled with gunk and make me sound like I have the SARS all the time? Some dude actually felt that he had to move his family away from me in the theater when we saw Ice Age 2. I feel like Typhoid Mary. How do you explain that you're not "sick" but your lungs are just rebelling? I guess you don't, you just let Mr. Howard Huges of Marin fear that he may have contracted avian flu.

Seriously, I know I've neglected you and really expected a lot out of you, and I've probably had asthma for a while and haven't done anything about it, but I'm working on it - inhalers, nose squirters, whatever you want I'll get it. I'll work with you here. We'll go to that weirdly named allergist doctor dude - you'll love him. Just let me get to the top of a climb without wheezing.

[DrBee]

Dear Bike Manufacturers,

Could you please have mercy on or girly bits and put quality stock saddles on your bikes with cushioning in all the right places? Happy girly bits make happy girls and happy SOs and happy people tend to spend more money.

Gratefully,
Fishdr

[nuthatch]

(I'm bumping this as I'm having a particularly difficult time with dog and cat hair, polar fleece, and the demands of my new job.)

Dear Polartech People (Malden Mills),

Can you please make some polar fleece that sheds rather than attracts and holds for its lifetime the yellow dog hair and white cat hair that pervades my home? I am tired of looking like the abominable fur woman and having to carry around one of the masking tape roller things.

Hear, hear!!! I've got so many coats and blankets that are half dog.

[snapdragen]

Hear, hear!!! I've got so many coats and blankets that are half dog.

If I drive with the windows down in my car, I have corgi fur swirling about my head......

[kaybee]

To My 47-Year-Old Mind and Body:

Would the two of you PLEASE try to agree on what we can and cannot do?

KB

[fixedgeargirl]

Dear So and So,

Thanks for having such funny girls on the TE forum.

SK

Yeah that!!!!!