Short and Sweet

[snapdragen]

A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 43-year-old a$$? "

"Your name never came up," she replied.

(insert rim-shot here)

[Trek420]

from this years moose-hunting news: (editors note there really is a town called Hell, it is a small town near the city of Trondheim in Norway)

A group of hunters from Hell were out in the woods when one fell to the
ground, eyes rolling, grasping his chest. One of his friends called 911
and yelled "Help, my friend is dead, What shall I do !!!" The operator
tried to calm him down and said "Take it easy ! First let's make sure is he really dead?" The operator heard a shot, and the friend was back
on the phone : "OK - now what ?"