Right, like the book title "A Monk Swimming". And some of these, like "whole nuther" are meant to be sloppy slang/fun.
I have a friend, much beloved, who cannot learn how to say "ostensibly". She says "ostenshishly". What the heck. She's still a great person.
"My predominant feeling is one of gratitude. I have loved and been loved;I have been given much and I have given something in return...Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and an adventure." O. Sacks