OK, I just gotta tell this thing from our ride this morning, speaking of 'big' hips....
DH and I are riding along on our bikes on a country road, and we see an elderly couple of pedestrians up ahead walking along the road. I say "Let's not give these people heart attacks"- meaning I am going to call out "Good Morning!" to them well ahead of when we pass them so as not to startle them.
Then Dh says "With a rear end like that you don't NEED a bell."
I say "Hey, what is THAT supposed to mean!?"
He explained that my rear hub makes a pretty loud clicking noise when I'm coasting, and gives people in front of me advance warning that I'm coming up behind them without needing a bell, and that's what he was referring to.
So today's joke around the house is me saying "With a rear end like mine I don't NEED a bell!"
Man, I'll be getting good mileage out of that one for some time to come.