I hate...

[Bluetree]

Hate, Fish, Dementia......it's all relative.

See, there are: People who hate demented fish. Fish who hate demented people. And then there are the reeeeally demented people who hate fish altogether.

See????

oh yea....You ROCK Suzanne Middle School!!!!!! (where's Suzanne Middle School??? Hmmm...dunno, but it rocks anyway!!)

Bikemomma, CWR... Thank you.

See? All it took was a little recognition and I could have avoided all those years of therapy.
Love and happy-puppy-kisses to everybody!


P.S. Happy B-Day X!

[CyclChyk]

Blame it on CWR - it's all her fault for starting this thread.

Confession time... in 6th grade I did help out putting together a petition for "Fish Heads" Sadly, Dr. D never mentioned my school's name and we never won the weekly title.

So here goes... SUZANNE MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!! Woo hoo!!!

OMG BLUE - I remember that....... we is old!!!!

All this talk of fish has me craving sushi............

[Xrayted]

Wait. Stop! Don't do it!!

Phew, I almost wrote it. Nice cleansing breathes, X. Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...

Oh, man, head rush.

[Kitsune06]

I keep having the line from "But I'm a Cheerleader" zing through my mind... If you've seen the movie, you know. If not, totally and completely ignore me.

[CyclChyk]

**scratchinghead** Don't think that was a line from Bring it On......

[chickwhorips]

come on X don't hold back. you know you want to....

[Bluetree]

Do it! Do it! Do it!

{{{ exerting peer pressure }}

[CyclChyk]

Geez X you're slippin' - since when do you hold back??? Let 'er rip

[Xrayted]

Thanks but quit pushing! I don't need any help from the peanut gallery on getting into trouble. I can do it all on my own. I seriously would have been kicked off I think.

CyclChyk - Oh... I'd like to... can't go there...behave X...

BTW BikeMomma, you just floored me. I like the way you think. (But I can't comment further.)

**yelling it to the 4 walls just to get it out before I explode**

I'm ok now. Resume the humor...

[bikerchick68]

*hangs head* O. K Chyk, Sry, I H8 M|5R34D1N6 7H1N65.

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crap. I made it all the way to page 5 before I got confused... sigh...

[Kitsune06]

holding back is a fine art, X. It's all good.
I think we should use the "I Hate..." thread to just list all the things we hate in the most humorous way possible. So theraputic.

You know what?

I hate people like 90% of Trek's customers. I talk to them every freaking day.

"I'm calling for (sample name) Maria H(mumblemumble) C(mumblemumble)"
Me: "Ok..." turning to database with extension numbers... "Can you spell their last name?"
"E.... s.... q....u.....i...v...e...l..."
Me: "Esquivel? .... I don't have anyone here by that name..."
"No, that's MY name."
"Can you spell out the last name of the person you're looking for?"
"*starting to get mad* E...S...Q..."
"Their name, ma'am...."
"E....S..."

*screams*

Eventually they get it. sometimes.

Then there's the fantastic folks in our print room. the temperature is never right for them. Not that they're people with the actual climate-controlled clean rooms, they're just picky.
*ring ring*
Me: "_______ Security, how can I help you?"
"Hi this is Jim Bob in SM Print... It's really hot in here and..."
Me: "...I'll let facilities know."

I call facilities. Glen is such an old, sour curmudgeon. We get along GREAT.
*ring, ring*
"This is me...."
Me: "This is me... We have SM Print complaining about their temp again."
"Lemme guess, they're too cold."
Me: "They will be in about fifteen minutes."
Glen laughs. "I'll change the temp once."
I laugh. "Sounds good to me."
Mind you, this happens all the time.

Another call last night, to Glen.
*ring ring*
G: This is me.
Me: This is me... again.
G: You're gettin' to be a regular lil' pest tonight.
Me: No kidding. I just missed ya is all. Say, Screening said one of their power outlets is hanging out on the floor with bare wires... Couldja take a look?
G: (dryly) I'm sure it just fell out.
Me: Yup, just the way people accidentally poop in the urinal.
G: At least not this week. Yet. Don't jinx that.
Me: Believe me, I won't. So... Are you going to fix that outlet?
G: I'm pondering letting someone get zapped.
Me: I think we'd both get in trouble if someone got fried here...
G: Nah, you did your job already- complain at me!
Me: Ah, guess you're right. Take yer time! *sniff* I smell fried chicken. Better make sure nothing bad happened.
G: Bah. Burning people smell like burning hair.
Me, laughing hard enough to have a hard time with the PTT button on the radio: You're a sick man, Glen.
G: Uh-huh. oh, crap, I smell burning hair!
(end comm)
Note: No dumb employees were harmed in the making of this post.

[chickwhorips]

Note: No dumb employees were harmed in the making of this post.

now that's to bad.

[Aint Doody]

OK, here's one for y'all. We make a call from our business and get no answer. Later we get a phone call--it goes like this....

Me: (Business Name), Can I help you?

Caller:Yeah, did you call me?

Me: Well, it would help if I knew who you were.

Caller: My number is 276-0090.

Me: A name is what I need.

Caller: This is Jim.

Me: Maybe you could give me your full name.

By this time I'm ready to scream because I don't have caller ID!!!

[CyclChyk]

Here's one. I got a text message on my cell today. It was a PORN PIC! It was vile, and the caption asked "Don't you wish you were doing this??"

It gave the # of the sender but its a prefix I don't recognise - not sure who the carrier could be otherwise I'd report the buggar.....

[Kitsune06]

GUH. Or when I get a call from someone saying "I got a call from this number... (blah blah blah) Did you call me? I don't like solicitors. Who is this? Is this a business? What do you do?"
Me: Uhm... This is (business name) we manufacture circuit boards.
"Why would you call me?! Where are you?!"
Me: We're located in (Place, State). I didn't call you, but because all of our outbound calls have the same number on caller ID, it could have been any of the phones in the plant. Perhaps you know someone here?"
"Where is this again?"
"(Company name),(Place, State)"
"I don't know anyone there!"
(cue baby screaming in background. If no small children are present, inevitably a dog will start barking, the TV will get loud(er) and (more) annoying.)
Caller: (to thing making noise)"SHUT UP!"
(Thing makes more noise)
"I don't have time for this. Did you call me or not?!"
Me: Ma'am, I'm with security, and I can assure you, this company does not make outbound calls. At the very most, someone had a wrong number or its someone who knows you."
Her: ****! *** **** it!!! ****! (Click! Hummmmmmmmm)
Me: