Dear Cat

[makbike]

Dear Thor T. Kitty,

Do you think it is necessary to throw yourself at the wall each morning when the school bus passes by the front door? I am sorry the white strobe atop the bus dances on the living room wall and taunts you. Please refrain from climbing the walls, literally.

Love you,
Your persons

[makbike]

Dear Dickens,

Is it really necessary to steal a frosted mini-wheats from my ceral bowl each morning? I know the little square make a great hockey puck and you enjoy your game of hockey each morning. Congratulations, I know several goals have been scored this week!

Your breakfast buddy,
M.

[skhill]

Dear cats,

Please check my translation from what you were telling me this cold morning:
The furnace is the one true god; the space heaters are her prophets; the electric blanket is a site of holy pilgramage.

Love,
she who controls the thermostat

[Biciclista]

Dear Aggie thanks for being so absolutely sweet two nights ago when I was so bereft. Now can't you act like that every night?

what this silly cat does that drives me crazy is she likes to get into bed with me... sometimes she is just a perfect little hot pad, other times she kneads. but she kneads FAST and she MUST have skin contact. So she goes for my throat. nothing less sleep inducing than a cat poking you rapidly in the throat. I try and put blankets or pillow between us, but she's better than a heat seeking missle. i don't know how to turn that off. heh

[indysteel]

Sophie used to chew on my head in the middle of the night. Ouch!

I miss sleeping with Henry. Beyond his penchant for licking whatever book(s) I had on my bedside table, he was a good snuggler. DH was and remains opposed to having the cats sleep with us. I suppose it's for the best. Izzy has the loudest motor I've ever heard on a cat and it only stops if she's totally asleep.

[Biciclista]

oh yes,
Dear Aggie, yes, it's really cute when you knock stuff off the dresser, one by one. But could you just do it in the daylight?
Don't MAKE me clean my dresser off.

[Owlie]

oh yes,
Dear Aggie, yes, it's really cute when you knock stuff off the dresser, one by one. But could you just do it in the daylight?
Don't MAKE me clean my dresser off.

She's just making sure gravity still works in the dark. You can never be too sure, you know!

[snapdragen]

Dear cats,

Please check my translation from what you were telling me this cold morning:
The furnace is the one true god; the space heaters are her prophets; the electric blanket is a site of holy pilgramage.

Love,
she who controls the thermostat

This is too cute.

[marni]

Sophie used to chew on my head in the middle of the night. Ouch!

r

Miss Ike sleeps curled around my head and wakes up 2 or 3 times a night to give me a good head cleaning. Her little tongue sure is sharp though. I swear she is trying to see how many cowlicks she can make stand up straight. Kitty bed head is very creative if somewhat uncomfortable in the process!

Tux is a good snuggler as long as he can get his forehead press into the crook of my neck and his left paw stuffed into my right ear as an ear plug.

marni

[owlice]

Dear Little Cat,

Yours does stink, indeed, and very powerfully at that.

Not breathing,

The woman who feeds you (and is at the moment rethinking that, considering the results)

[colby]

Dear Mo,

It doesn't count if you're standing in the box, and still your poop falls outside of it. The Onion is satire, not suggestion.

sincerely,
Proud Owner Of Princess.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fre...-the-box,8945/

[makbike]

Dear Cats,

The new puppy is a wonderful addition to our family. I promise you she (the new puppy) is not a monster! Figaroe, Thor T. Kitty and Dickens you were very brave today when you came out of the closets and ventured into the kitchen to look a the puppy.

Be Brave and Patient,
Your Humans

[zoom-zoom]

Dear Cats,

The new puppy is a wonderful addition to our family. I promise you she (the new puppy) is not a monster! Figaroe, Thor T. Kitty and Dickens you were very brave today when you came out of the closets and ventured into the kitchen to look a the puppy.

Be Brave and Patient,
Your Humans

You have a kitty named Thor, too?

[makbike]

Zoom-Zoom,

Here is the run down on the 4 legged creatures presently in our home:

Cats:
Figaroe, Churchill, Penelope, Twister, Thor T. Kitty, Mars, Snickers, Dickens

Dogs:
Gaston, Zorro, Harper, Marcie

Other:

Zephyr the chinchilla

[lauraelmore1033]

Dear kitties,
thanks for always making sure to drop a big steaming bomb in time for us to enjoy during EVERY meal, no matter how often I scoop.