I hate...

[chickwhorips]

disclaimer: i just think this is funny, don't hate me for it.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the he!l is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

[CyclChyk]

With the exception of #8, I'd have to agree with every darned one. My life is too short tho (#8) for everything I want to do. I keep coming up with new stuff and no way will I live long enough for everything. Unless of course, I win the lotto and don't get hit by a bus. That would suck.

Can't wait to see who you offended.

[chickwhorips]

Can't wait to see who you offended.

thanks i'm sure there will be a bunch.

[Bluetree]

Your forgot one...

Rappers who say, "Ya know what I'm saying?" after each sentence.

Well, if you spoke more consisely, it would never be a question, right?

[Kitsune06]

Chica, <3 this list!
Add also:
People who look at piercings and say "Did that hurt?"
...no. It freakin' tickled. Moron.
Conversely, people who have piercings in obviously painful spots, and when asked, say "No, didn't hurt at all!" ...right.

Women who have a purse the size of my backpack and carry it like a football. Yes, ma'am, I'll surely suffer when the world ends around me and I'm caught with my wallet instead of my eyedrops,tweezers, kleenexes, checkbook, wildfire shake 'n bake shelter/emergency blanket, spare keys, real keys, pictures of my progenitors and progeny, pup tent, paperclips (Thanks, McGyver) flashlight, chewing gum and chihuaua. (thanks, Mom!)

People who **** that they couldn't get a close spot in the gym parking lot, then first off go to the treadmill to run for a mile or two. (Thanks, honey!)

[chickwhorips]

Your forgot one...

Rappers who say, "Ya know what I'm saying?" after each sentence.

and.... "Ya feel me?" what does that mean? no i'm not feeling you, your kinda stinky and sweaty.

[snapdragen]

I am highly offended. My television has teeny little buttons on it to change the channel, so I must search for the remote. The dog is always carrying it off.


tounge planted firmly in cheek.......

[Bikingmomof3]

Those are fantastic.

[CyclChyk]

I hate people who think blinkers on their vehicle are optional and then take right turns at 3 mph. I mean really? Why don't you just get out of your car and push it around the frickin corner! It would probably get done faster!

I am so going to jail for road rage one day.......

[Cali Sunshine]

and.... "Ya feel me?" what does that mean? no i'm not feeling you, your kinda stinky and sweaty.

substitute rappers for "blacks." that's what you two really wanted to say.

rappers are probably clean because they are rich and tend to bathe and wear cologne, body powder, etc.

[Cali Sunshine]

i gotta disagree with #2... it makes sense to search for the remote. you don't search for the remote just to change one channel. you search to not only change that channel, but to have it in posession for future channel-changings

[Cali Sunshine]

10. i hate self-righteous, egocentric people who make lists about the idiosyncrasies they hate about everyone

[spokewench]

Cali?

Hate is an awfully big word for this forum - Don't you think? Especially when we are in the humor portion of the posts!

I thought people in southern california were laid back???

[Kitsune06]

I hate people who are so classlessly blunt that when they think they're making astute, biting observations about others and their comments, they're merely embarrassing themselves.

I also really hate it when the abovementioned people pretend to be dense when called on for such behavior.

Quite rude to jump to the conclusion that someone who said "rappers" was insinuating any race in particular. Uncalled for.

[chickwhorips]

Rappers who say, "Ya know what I'm saying?" after each sentence.

and.... "Ya feel me?" what does that mean? no i'm not feeling you, your kinda stinky and sweaty.

substitute rappers for "blacks." that's what you two really wanted to say.

rappers are probably clean because they are rich and tend to bathe and wear cologne, body powder, etc.

i've heard other people besides "certain ethnic groups" saying these things.