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[Xrayted]

Congrats Kit!!
and a woman manager too? Good for you!!

Knotted - ***In my best Bronx accent*** Hey, you want I should come over there and kick her axx?
You know she only does these things because she knows very well how to rattle you and yank your chain. She totally expects you to fall apart and welcome her back, which of course your not going to do dear. It's bad for you and bad for SKnot to see you do that again. You already know what to do to finish this once and for all. Be tough!! And then go out and live life on your terms.
BTW, I say use the SPAM for evil. But, just once.


MP and BMo3 - Yep, the Fix-It-And-Forget-It Cookbook is great. That's the one I would suggest. It was given to me by a dear friend when I went back to school because I just wasn't eating properly. Lack of time ("15 hr work + 4 hr studying" days = no time for cooking or sleeping) was the culprit. Most of the recipes taste great.

Snap - Congrats too, I guess?

Yesterday I had a wonderfully fulfilling day at work. Met an incredible kid with Cerebral Palsy and had a great time talking to him while doing his x-rays. Fast friends. Before I got him back to the ER, I asked if I could have him as my honoree at my CP metric century ride on Saturday. I promised to print a pic of me wearing his name on my jersey and send it to him. Floored him. I got a hug and a kiss right in front of the ER nurses.
Today, I had an unusually bad work day. I'm a little depressed over it so I think I'll just stop there. Tomorrow's another day!

Good health and much happiness to you all! (sorry to those I missed.)

-X.

[Kitsune06]

air out of tires?
Much more fun things to do.
Back when *I* was in school...

The Saran wrap haiku:

When your ex becomes
upset and you are in school,
Saran wrap becomes a
weapon of mass distruction.

Shaving cream under
invisible plastic wrap
eats paint once so clean
large spots then stand nude.

Plain wrap also is
a formidible foe when
one is running too late-
Keys don't cut it well.

Thus dawned the morning
He used a box cutter to
open his Ford Taurus.
My world was then just.

[mimitabby]

well, X, you get the award for the nicest looking post I've seen all day.
I'll bet you really can do a Brooklyn accent too!

I think i'm getting everyone PO'd at me and frustrated because of my questions in another thread. Meanwhile, I'm trying to publish a newsletter which is stupid and hard to do. augh.

No rest for the weary, or the wicked.

CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW JOBS GIRLS

Deb, with your talents I can't imagine you jobless for long.

Haven't heard from KY for a while, hopefully all is well . she sure isn't outside riding!
I'm going to go dive into a book buona notte.

[Trek420]

Xrayted, how would you use SPAM for evil?

I've applied for a transfer to another dept of Mega Telco (actually I've applied for just about ANYWHERE BUT WHERE I AM) but particularly want one office.

My friend E works there, actually many friends are there and that's part of the wish is it would be like old home week with some very good people.

Anyway E''s Pagan so in jest I asked her isn't there some kind of spell she could cast on several annoying co-workers so they would leave and **poof** there's be an opening for me.

She said she can't do that, she can't wish them any harm but what she can do is a ceremony that they would be happier elsewhere

Without mentioning to the universe of course that we allllllll would be happier if they were elsewhere.

Can one do that with SPAM?

"And here's your lovely parting gift, eat this"

Kit....you didn't you saran wrapped a car?

[Kitsune06]

Trek- I plead the 5th on the car thing.

Spam used for Evil (as if food with SPAM in it isn't evil enough)-
If you *really* don't like someone and have about 5 minutes alone in their office, take SPAM or (if you're REALLY bad) regular lunch meat. Put it in an open lunch baggie so it retains most of its moisture, but still can 'breathe'. Most office chairs are put together in a way that leaves a small opening in the bottom, either in the spacers or in the base. (How do I know? I built them for almost a year. =P) Insert meat into hole.
Days 1 and 2 aren't so bad.
3 and 4 are icky.
Past day 6 the meat generally mummifies, and there's no smell (or a weak one)

Use gloves, no fingerprints.
How do I know this?
um... I also plead the 5th on this.

Also- there's always getting someone's email address, then going to every single religious site (or whatever topic would irk them most) and subscribe to their mailing list... regular mail works too, but email addresses kill fewer trees. (Spam used for evil pt. II)

[Trek420]

Different kind of SPAM....if you really don't like someone ....

You know those response cards that fall out of the magazine allowing you to request free information via mail, phone and or e-mail from all of the magazines advertisers?

Get one, pepper it with miscelaneous requests for responses to person of your choice's address, e-mail .... of course you would not give them the persons phone number because that would be evil bwahhaha.

There's no return address to you, just pop it in the mail.

I have no clue how I know this...

[Trek420]

Hey, you don't have to explain that you did counseling therapy anything.... this gal is a sociopath, you did nothing wrong and nothing to deserve any of that.

She's abusive, she needs to be outa your life and Sknots. I'd block her number, burn the card (very cathartic) get her outa your life...

[winddance]

*hugs to Knotted*

[KnottedYet]

Winddance and Trek, sorry to leave you hanging. I deleted my post.

[Kitsune06]

No hanging... ::hugs Knot for no apparent reason::

[Lise]

Lise- Making out???? I need more details about the date-keep it clean.

You need more details, and I'm supposed to keep it clean? Hah! Suffice it to say that I love spending time with him. He's smart, funny, compassionate, laughs at my humor, and makes me laugh all the time, and the chemistry between us is wonderful. I did a lot of work this past year, getting free of hateful old ideas about myself, and making room in my life for someone new. I learned and practiced loving myself, and I attracted someone who has the same energy. It is wonderful.
..............................
Kit, congrats on the new job!

Snap, I say go for it. The "They'd Be Happier Working Elsewhere" ceremony can't happen soon enough.

KN, I PM'd you. (((KN)))

love to all TD, L.

[Kitsune06]

or a pair of ****ed cheeseheads who're good at shin-kickin'. But I won't prolong this. It's passed... let's just all take a breath for Knot and let it go.

[Xrayted]

Geez, Knot, I go away in the middle of posting to get the next batch of cookies going and you pull the post. Nice of me to quote ya, huh? Sorry!! Fifty lashes with a wet noodle for X!!

Edit: fixed it.

[crazycanuck]

Hello? Oh TD is so quiet tonight. I hope you all had a good day!

*knock Knock*?

Wake up kids! It's time to rise n shine and open those beautiful eyes to a funky world.


c

[Lise]

OK! OK! I'm up! I'm awake! Is the baby coming? Get me some gloves!

(***This reinactment of Lise wakened from slumber to go deliver a baby provided courtesy of Crazy Canuk's prodding***)