Dear So and So

[Dianyla]

Dear Jesus,

I saw your picture this week on JOTW and I was thinking maybe you should try Weight Watchers?


-Dianyla

[Nanci]

Dear Jesus,

I'm thankful that in between people trying to die on me, or peeing giant puddles the second they stood up, or wanting to show me their imaginary free-range chihuahua, or kids throwing tape balls at the radiologist and scaring him, I had time to look at engrish.com and JOTW and _still_ had time to view the baby eagles and cheer on Lil-let.

Love,

Nanci

[betagirl]

Dear Mother Nature, Zeus/Jupiter, Thor, Yu-Tzu, Tlaloc and any other rain god I may have missed,

Please take the day off on Saturday, May 13th between the hours of 7am and 7pm.

You deserve a break today.

[Brandy]

Dear girl with the really cute little yorkie,

While you're busy yapping on your cell phone, your tiny dog on 15 feet of leash is blocking the bike path and made four of us stop and wait for you to grab a clue. Don't you have a cute little purse to carry him in?

[Brandy]

Dear squirrel,

Thank you for being fast enough for me not to hit you on the bike path. In the future, please don't stop right in front of my bike and act like you're there to stay, though.

Love,
me

[betagirl]

Dear girl with the really cute little yorkie...Don't you have a cute little purse to carry him in?

lmao!!

[betagirl]

Dear President Bush

My phone conversations aren't that interesting....really.

[maillotpois]

Dear President Bush

My phone conversations aren't that interesting....really.

Dear President Bush:

Um. Actually, mine are!

[DrBee]

Dear Elizabeth and Ben (my kids),

Thank you for being soooo well behaved in the car today while we drove over 600 miles in 11 hours, for not crying, for playing nicely and not fighting with each other - all without a DVD player. Thank you for being so well behaved in the restaurant and the ice cream shoppe. Thank you Ben for letting out that ear piercing shriek in Red Lobster when you saw the lobsters in the tank. I'm sure that the other patrons in the restaurant appreciated that. Please be good for the remaining 7 hours of driving we have tomorrow to get to MD.

Love,
Mom

[DrBee]

Dear Ben,

Go to sleep and please stop talking. We have to wake up early. Your sister is asleep, daddy is nearly asleep, I'm heading there. I think you might be the last one up tonight. That's probably not a good thing.

Love,
Mom

[Lise]

Dear Jesus,

Thank you for the Japanese. I trust we are as endlessly entertaining to them. It's only fair.

L.

[natheless]

Dear rain clouds,

Can I ask that you stop weeping over the greater Providence area for at least a couple hours on Sunday? Perhaps starting around noon? It's been a very dull week, and I want to go for a bike ride, please.

best.../julia

[Popoki_Nui]

Dear Mother Nature,
Could you please assign a higher altitude to those @#*(%^#$ clouds of little bitty flying bugs? Why do you make them fly in swarms at mouth height anyway? I mean, my lungs can't really use them, and I'm sure the bugs aren't particularly thrilled at being inhaled, either. It would be doing both of us a favour if you could get them to use the airspace above, say, 10 feet AGL, and I'll be happy with the airspace below that.
Thanks so much.
Sherry.

[crazybikinchic]

Dear lungs,

I know that you hate my exercizing, but I really long to get back on my bike. Everything I see is turning into cyclist going happily down the road. I would desperately like to be one of those people (or imaginations) again.

Dear B*!#% at work today,

I know that spina bifida sucks, but that does not mean that you sort of have a grandchild. That baby did not ask to be that way and most importantly, still needs and deserves the love of any normal child. And yes, it is the same as having a normal child, just a little different. I am sorry that the child is not as perfect as you, but he will still bring you joy. I suggest that you get off your high horse and figure it out.

Dear God,

Thank you for not having me come over the counter and killing that woman today.

Dear Lungs,

Thank you for not acting up when I had to get her out of my system, especially since my husband had the inhaller.

Oh yah, P.S. God,

Thank you for giving me a place to vent and laugh at the same time.

[crazycanuck]

Dear house

Please forgive me for ignoring you while i am out biking...i would rather bike than clean you...

Dear legs& lungs-i'm sorry we didn't get to go & do the hill again today but i had to clean the stupid house..please be nice to me this week..

c