dear miss ike,

Aha! I have it figured out- you start grooming my hair and head at 6:00 Am so that I will wake up enough to stagger out to the bathroom. When I come back you have kindly kept my bed space warm so that after I climb back into bed, you can snuggle against my bike.

Dear Tux,

I do not appreciate you peeling my eyelids back to see if I am still alive on an hourly basis throughout the night.

your tired and kitty bed headed female caregiver