Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
Just don't say 'catcher's mitt' because then I'd really be confused.
Well, it would be really bad to leave a catcher's mitt in the rain.

This being said, if I need chamois cream it's not on my genitals at all but rather in the creases where my legs connect with the rest of my body (groin, under my bum), especially if the offender is wet shorts.