I just end up with an earworm of the song from Girl Scouts:

Kookabura sits in the old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bushes he
Laugh Kookabura Laugh Kookabura
How gay your life must be!

But Woolite is worse:

You'll look better
in a sweater
Washed in Woolite!

Woolite washing makes a sweater look
ALIVE!