with time penalties for poor commute behavior:

" ...rounding the finish line here comes Trek. Wait, a Fred is passing her without calling out. Looks like he's off the podium, oh well, there's always next Olympics for him. Wait, he's arguing with the judges that he did not need to call out, his gearing is so noisy even Trek could hear him a block away.

But look, the ref tossed the red shop rag costing Fred 15 more time penalties for poorly maintained bike"