Quote Originally Posted by kermit View Post
So with the matchhead thing, if you fart, can you burst into flames? Sorry my vulgar self just had to go there.
Hmmm, I suppose this could become a serious issue if you had the Sheldon Brown Real Man saddle http://sheldonbrown.com/real-man.html

Okay then, so I suppose next step is going to be trying to track down all these things. Thanks, BTW ladies. The laughing makes it itch less, I think.