Dear So and So

[mimitabby]

Dear Fredwina,
Happy Birthday! The mayor let me know it was your birthday! Not too many people are THAT important!

Mimi

[bmccasland]

Dear BK,
WHY do you call two weeks after the 45 day comment period requesting more information on a document, and bring up issues that are not covered in the document? Those other issues were covered in other documents, this particular one was to address one specific problem that earlier plans didn't realize existed. AND the comment period for the earlier documents was over YEARS ago. So why are you requesting more information in order to put something in writing? If you had the document in your slimy hands since December, it is not my fault you waited until the February neighborhood association meeting to bring it up. Why didn't you bring it to their attention in January?

Why don't you just take a long walk off a short pier. And unless you send your letter by registered return receipt mail, it's going to meet my friend Mr. Shredder. You had your chance. We aren't going to hold up the project because you can't get off your butt to sabre rattle two months late. And we all know how bad the mail service is in this area. Things get lost, oh what a shame. Better yet, I'll sick the project manager on you, she doesn't pander to anyone.

[Zen]

Dear Fredwina,... The mayor let me know it was your birthday!

[Kitsune06]

Dear So and So

So, do you get paid to be such an azzhole, or do you do it out of the shriveled blackness of your little heart? I'm just asking because I can't understand how you can possibly be so callous first to someone else and also about your own business.

Most of the azzholes I know are either hard-nosed to other people and sensitive about themselves, OR they at least PRETEND to care about other people out of courtesy and could care less about themselves. You, however, manage to spread your blatant disregard of life and common decency to everyone.

You must truly be lonely and bitter, and thank God for that, because I wouldn't wish the misery of your company on anyone.

Oscar Wilde said "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
...and I deeply wish you would spread happiness in whichever way would best befit you.

I have no more kind words left for you. I play nice when I have to, and I ignore you as often as possible, but for your last, most uncaring action, I'd actually like nothing more to tell you to go to hell.

[Zen]

Dear SoSo,
Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men? the Shadow? No, not even the Shadow. The Shadow places himself in a situation and interprets it as he would. so stop placing yourself in the minds of others and if you don't have anything nice to say just keep quiet for once.

[LoriO]

Dear UPS,

Thank you for totally ruining my Valentine's day by not delivering my husband's gifts on the day you were supposed to! Tracking showed it out for delivery at 0500 am and then nothing..nada...zip. Finally, you update the tracking at 2030 that night saying that you screwed up and it never made it out of the building!!!!! Bad enough I had no gift to give DH but one of the items was perishable (chocolate covered raspberries) and needs to be eaten within a few days of being made..so now we have to scarf them down faster then we would have liked so we can enjoy them before they go bad!

Thanks again UPS.

[Velobambina]

Dear Fiona -- Even though you were a bad girl and growled at/bit the vet when she put in your IV, Dr. H took such great care of you during your girl surgery. Please be a good honeybear. Mommy is taking off a few days of work to make sure you stay relatively calm and don't like your stitches, so Mommy is counting on you NOT to wrestle with your older sisters.

[chickwhorips]

Mommy is taking off a few days of work to make sure you stay relatively calm and don't like your stitches, so Mommy is counting on you NOT to wrestle with your older sisters.

Good luck! I'm out of the stage right now and started on rehab. It's hard and frustrating, but the two of you will get through it and will be happy when its done!

[chickwhorips]

Dear Neighbor,
Sorry I ruined your daughter's birthday craft making, but I took the constant pounding for the last hour. I've been trying to watch a movie and when I'm to the point of going deaf from trying to drown out the pounding yes I'm going to pound on the wall. Thankfully I don't have to work tomorrow or else it would be the time I'm trying to sleep and then I would be even more annoyed.
I understand it is an older place and the walls aren't thick, but be polite. You know that you can hear the neighbors and I doubt if you would want to hear me pounding at 5 am when I get up in the morning. Usually I just ignore you, but it is one of those nights.
I guess we are even though. Considering I have a big note on the door that says "Do NOT ring the doorbell or knock" and you rang the doorbell. Thankfully Peanut didn't run across the floor and hurt herself.
Thanks,
Your neighbor

[Velobambina]

CWR---I got one of those in the house next door to us. Mr. Handyman. Since they moved in, the hammer, power sawer whatever, going all the time. The month my dad died,he decided that the windows on the wall abutting our house were too small and knocked out brick/mortar til all hours [we live in an urban area, the houses are fairly close together, so you guessed it, there goes our privacy]. Last summer, when he was breaking up cement w/a SINKING IRON past sunset, I finally had enough & called the cops on him. One cheerful thought is that they are military and hopefully, will be transferred sometime soon.