Pole Dancing?

[HoddyToddy]

I must admit I actually considered this TODAY to surprise hubby. Not so much take a class, per se, but, figure out how to strip without feeling like a total moron!

[teigyr]

I must admit I actually considered this TODAY to surprise hubby. Not so much take a class, per se, but, figure out how to strip without feeling like a total moron!

You should do it! There are little tricks you can do and some are SO subtle but make a huge difference. Guys like these things....simple creatures that they are

[KnottedYet]

I wanna learn to strip and belly dance.

[kelownagirl]

I could only do that if it involved copious amounts of alcohol...

[teigyr]

I wanna learn to strip and belly dance.

You should do it!!!

Kelownagirl, you learn to kind of put those feelings aside. I'm kind of the same way...you should've seen when I had to learn to give a lapdance to my classmate who was about half my age! Poor girl Fortunately the lights aren't that bright cause I'm sure I was beet red.

[Zen]

How much does it cost to install a pole?
And who do you call?

[Trek420]

I wanna learn to strip and belly dance.

You calling me a simple creature?

I could only do that if it involved copious amounts of alcohol...

Yeah that's quite the mental image; Trek as she simultaneously looses all sense of social inhibition and coordination and there's sliding down a pole involved Someone get the camcorder, this is going on AFV or youtube.

How much does it cost to install a pole?
And who do you call?

I think just about any contractor would gladly do it. Let's see if I can work it into the remodel budget. I don't like my stairway anyway, take it out and install a pole?

[boy in a kilt]

Speaking from the Y chromosome side of the house, Belly Dancing is probably the sexier of the two, particularly if the dancer knows how to use her eyes well. I saw my first live belly dancer at a restaurant in Turkey and would have married her on the spot but for muslim custom.

Stripping is a context-driven thing. I don't frequent strip clubs because all I see is a bunch of women trying to pay their bills. However, your SO stripping for you is an altogether different thing.

Pole dancing is cool to watch if the dancer is good. Nice mix of sexiness and athleticism.

[Zen]

speaking for myself only, this is one subject that could do without the male input.

[teigyr]

Trek, nothing simple about you

The pole we got was about $175. It installs really easily, there isn't much to do except put a hook in the ceiling. The strange thing is the hook, when the pole isn't up, is disguised to look like a plant hook in case there are "questions". ??? Dunno, I figure if you're going to do something, why be ashamed of what you do?

Anyway, no contractor required for a pole. The place is in San Francisco so for those in the Bay Area, there would probably be no shipping

[Trek420]

Trek, nothing simple about you

Thank you, uhm I think? That was a compliment, right?

It installs really easily, there isn't much to do except put a hook in the ceiling. The strange thing is the hook, when the pole isn't up, is disguised to look like a plant hook in case there are "questions". ??? Dunno, I figure if you're going to do something, why be ashamed of what you do?

But if I hang the pole from the plant hook then what do I do with the chandelier. I was going to put one of those in to swing from? That's what women like, right?

[Zen]

The place is in San Francisco so for those in the Bay Area, there would probably be no shipping

It's Bed, Bath, and Way Beyond.

[Trek420]

when the pole isn't up, is disguised to look like a plant hook in case there are "questions". ??? Dunno, I figure if you're going to do something, why be ashamed of what you do?

Ok, so now I've got the fake planter on the hook. But what do I do with that pole "when not in use"? Do I prop it up in a corner, put it on the roof rack on the car, it's too long to fit in a walk-in closet, disguise it as another hat rack?

It's a freakin' 10'+ long brass pole for gosh sakes ... so when an elderly aunt comes over and "uhm yeah, the brass pole in the corner? What's that? uhm that's uhm a hat rack, right! ...."

Ooh, ooh, I know!! Bike rack attachments!! That'll work.

Leave it up or turn it into a bike rack. Nobody would believe I have house plants anyway.