I named my black Surly Pacer road bike Ruffian, after the famous race horse from the early 1970s. But my bike is not tall nor fast, like the race horse was. But I haven't thought of another name for it yet. Any suggestions?

My sage green Surly Long Haul Trucker is named Camion, after a horse I knew, and it means truck in French. But one time on a climb I started calling the slow, stout little green bike "Turtle."