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Quote Originally Posted by slinkedog
Don't know if this one has been posted before, but it made me laugh!!

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

While this has been attributed to sources in the Buddhist Far East it is also known as Gertrude Stein's 1st Law.
Her 2nd Law being : There is no there there
Don't know who said this, but it's one of my and Blaine's favorite sayings... "You can't get there from here."