Real name: Sarah

Where do you live? North Texas

Explanation of your handle: Madame Razz is the witch character in She-Ra, my favorite show when I was a kid. I've been using this handle online and in gaming for years.

Explanation of your avatar: Me at a mud run.

Age: 31

Occupation: Freelance writer

Favorite bike: My shiny new Orbea Orca B105.

What's in your stable? 2012 Orbea Orca B105, 2006 Women's Trek Navigator 200

Fastest speed on a road bike? where? when? 20 mph on my second road bike ride ever. I've gone out on the road bike three times so far, so hopefully that will get a bit faster eventually.

Another picture of yourself or your ride? Maybe later.

What is the biggest lie you've ever told? In elementary school, I told people I was born in England. Yeah, sorry about that, friends.

Most memorable moment on my bike: I've been trying different saddles and I didn't tighten one properly. I was five miles from home when I realized it was sliding backwards and I couldn't move it forwards because it was too tight and I hadn't brought a hex wrench with me. Oops. I had to stand all the way home.

Most fun ever had on a bike? Riding down Trail Ridge Road in Colorado. Maybe someday I'll go up, too.