Quote Originally Posted by jessmarimba View Post
(I was irritated enough when he made me run on the first day (at this point, I could barely walk without pain) and then claimed that I was obviously in pain because I ran like a cow. Sorry, sir, I'm running like a cow because this HURTS LIKE ****)
Actually cows run pretty well :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzNha9zH58A