Dear Bicycle Trainer creators and dude at my LBS,

I just have to vent.... NO! It did not go together easily, square peg in a round hole, yeah right. And getting the bike actually up on the trainer, oh that was soooooOoo much fun. I got a work-out just getting my bike on the trainer. Let's see you people pull a new trainer out of the box, find all the parts, put it together, and mount a bike in 15 minutes.

I need a drink.