Quote Originally Posted by Dogmama View Post
Well, I still gotta highlight my hair. When I get more grey, I'll stop because grey roots are tacky & I don't have time nor inclination to go get it colored as often as that would take.

Nails are gone though - just a coat of clear otherwise they'd peel up to my elbows. I'm dog training now and icky sticky hot dogs & cheese under nails is really gross at the end of the day.

(Hot dogs & cheese make dogs smarter...)

I don't know why the cheese makes the dogs smarter, but it does. We have been looking at getting a new puppy since my yellow girl is gone. I'm glad I didn't have the makeup or nails when we saw them today as their puppy mouths would have eaten them (as though they were cheese). I think after feeling so freakishly wigged out, my inner self was crying out 'bring me back'... or something like that. Eventually, some lip gloss might resurface... the puppy needs another course to compliment the cheese.