OK, so I get invited to this roadie's Halloween party. If you don't want to pitch in for the beer money, you have to ride your bike to the party in full costume. No problem. I don't drink beer and I like to dress up. So I say to the BF, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool of we went dressed as Batman and Robin? Imagine the two of us riding through town in full Superhero regalia, capes and all."

No go, BF is out of town that week. So l asked all the riding buddies to be my Batman, without any luck. The closest I found was a friend who would go with me, but only if he could be Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman and Robin?! That wouldn't work. Plus, I'm not a phobe or anything and I do live in a Blue State, but I question the safety of riding across town with a 220-lb. flaming black man with a five o'clock shadow, fake boobs and panty hose.

So, I ask... how does a Robin find her Batman? Any suggestions?