Oh, I'm such a doofus! I changed a tube with flying colors, washed my bike, lubed the chain, and then left her to dry the T-9 (lube) leaning against the wall on my concrete patio. She fell over ONTO the derailleur!

Gouged the Frog, deraileur, end of the bar, and my Brooks.

Ladies, don't be like me! Make sure your bike is firmly planted before you do any maintainence or walk away.

On the maintainence note: I don't think I actually broke anything when she fell.