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Sounds like a case for Santa.

Crankin, I'm still loving mine 2.5 years later. It is a Project One.

Dear Audible.com,

Why I am so "special" that I don't qualify for your introductory offer - one free download and 30 day trial membership? I tried to go through your regular website and other...

"Specially prepared for you"

What happened to the "e"?

<sigh...>

lph - try putting a little antibiotic ointment on the posts of your earrings. They will slide in easier.

Signed,

Been There, Done That

I would set my email to automatically trash any correspondence from that person. Nobody needs to have the life sucked out of them.

Dear Lebron James & Coach Phil Jackson,

Quit your whining about having to play on Christmas Day. You make millions from your job, not to mention endorsements. I'll bet the LA Clippers would love...

Sending healing thoughts to you

The good news: Tucson is thousands of miles away. Oh, and we were 75 sunny degrees yesterday!

Snap,
Sending prayers to you & your family. ++1 on social workers.

Xray - beautiful post.

I once purchased a home and allowed the sellers to rent it from me for a couple of months until I could sell mine and they could find a place to move. Within those two months, they completely...

Years ago (like 30) a good friend of mine would send me a small dead clam from Maine to Arizona in the middle of the summer. Opening up a mailbox where it had been "cooking" for several hours...the...

Around here, even grad students need to be spoon fed.

Sometimes they surprise you by walking upright....

Be thankful you found out now that he's pond scum!

Amen Sister!

Dream on!

I have one:

Dear Cops:

Did they tell you at your morning donut round-up that cars must give bikes 3 feet distance? So, how about it? Next time I can pick my teeth in some...

Too funny!!!

It's weird being the only female in the weight room sometimes. I just put on my headphones & ignore them.

Couldn't have said it better. Maybe it's an AZ thing. We get it in Tucson too.

Dear Person Spinning next to me:

Ever heard of Beano?

Dear Ambulance Drivers,

The bike lane is not there to collect broken automobile glass.


Dear Redneck Truck Driver,

If I need to pick my teeth, I'll use my bathroom mirror. I don't need to...