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  1. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Aww! You should get her a little trail-a-bike! ...

    Aww! You should get her a little trail-a-bike!

    (Mine is a tiny mechanic. She will happily inspect your tires, chain and cables after a ride!)
  2. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dearest kitty, Why have you taken to lurking...

    Dearest kitty,
    Why have you taken to lurking behind my chair? I know we don't have the arrangement we had in the old place, so that you could sit in "your" chair and keep an eye on me, but surely...
  3. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Sounds about right. Crazy O'Clock lasts between...

    Sounds about right. Crazy O'Clock lasts between 11:00 pm and 1:00 am, human time.

    When I first got Isis, she wanted to play fetch at 4am.
  4. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Mine likes canned tuna, but also canned pumpkin...

    Mine likes canned tuna, but also canned pumpkin and oil-and-vinegar salad dressing. At least the tuna makes sense! Cat are weird.

    Dear cat:
    Please stop waking me at 4am to either lick every bit...
  5. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear Cat: Why do you hate the things on the...

    Dear Cat:
    Why do you hate the things on the counter in the bathroom so much? Are you trying to tell me to clean up? Leave them alone!
    Also, stop trying to get into the shower with me. It's...
  6. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Isis couldn't care less about cork. She would...

    Isis couldn't care less about cork. She would absolutely destroy felt ones, though.
  7. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear cat, Please stop eating things you find...

    Dear cat,

    Please stop eating things you find lying around like toilet paper (WHY?) or your toys. You don't appear to have suffered any major consequences yet (apart from orange, feathery poop),...
  8. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear Isis, Why did you have to wake me up this...

    Dear Isis,
    Why did you have to wake me up this morning by trying to stick all four sets of claws into my scalp? What does that accomplish other than a pissed-off human and a scared kitty?

    Also,...
  9. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Cat: For the millionth time, the pee goes in the...

    Cat:
    For the millionth time, the pee goes in the box. Not next to it. Stop being lazy and actually walk all the way into the box when you pee. "Most of me is in the box. Eh," doesn't cut it.
    ...
  10. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear cat: Please note that yoga time is not your...

    Dear cat:
    Please note that yoga time is not your "practice amateur hairdressing skills" time. I know you mean well (I'm not completely covered in cat spit! Unclean!), but you have pointy ends and...
  11. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear kitty: Did you kill that piece of paper all...

    Dear kitty:
    Did you kill that piece of paper all by yourself? Good! But you don't need to bring me the remains. There are bits of it everywhere.

    Mommy, who is grateful that there aren't mice...
  12. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear cat: A couple of things: 1) Thank you so...

    Dear cat:

    A couple of things:
    1) Thank you so much for sticking your paws in my cereal this morning. I assure you that it's perfectly safe for me to eat, but it is not kitty food. You're...
  13. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear cat: I left you alone for 20 minutes so...

    Dear cat:

    I left you alone for 20 minutes so that I could get dinner. That is not the same thing as abandoning you in the box by the side of the highway. So stop acting like I betrayed your...
  14. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear cat: What exactly is so interesting about...

    Dear cat:
    What exactly is so interesting about the (not-running) ceiling fan? Also, what's so awesome about the bathroom that you go running in there when I turn my back?

    And just so you know,...
  15. Thread: Dear Cat

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    That's cute and funny! DBF's mom went through...

    That's cute and funny! DBF's mom went through several stages of trying to work out around His Royal Highness. First she did what she wanted, but his Catness decided that she wasn't doing anything...
  16. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Aww, she's so cute!

    Aww, she's so cute!
  17. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear boyfriend's cat: Your being in front of the...

    Dear boyfriend's cat:
    Your being in front of the pantry != automatic receipt of kitty treats.
    Stop complaining when you don't get them. I can hear you all the way over here.
  18. Thread: Dear Cat

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    She's just making sure gravity still works in the...

    She's just making sure gravity still works in the dark. You can never be too sure, you know! :D
  19. Thread: Dear Cat

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    DBF's cat doesn't like closed doors. This...

    DBF's cat doesn't like closed doors. This includes bathroom doors. He'll come in and stare. I inevitably hear DBF saying something like "Dammit, cat, I don't stare at you while you're on your...
  20. Thread: Dear Cat

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    I want a pet rat! I don't think the management...

    I want a pet rat! I don't think the management would approve, and I think it would freak out my boyfriend, though. :(

    Azfiddle, Rory looks like DBF's cat, only Pooh has more white on his face. ...
  21. Thread: Dear Cat

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    :( Dear black and white kitty-- Thank you for...

    :(

    Dear black and white kitty--
    Thank you for staying put while I rode past you...I just hope you did the same thing for the car behind me!

    Dear DBF's cat--
    No, rubbing on the phone will not...
  22. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Me too. No kitty, though the boyfriend has one....

    Me too. No kitty, though the boyfriend has one. See below.

    Dear BF's Cat:
    You are loud! And I apparently can't say the word "cookie" on the phone, because you get all excited and start heading...
  23. Thread: Dear Cat

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    Dear DBF's cat: Please stop complaining every...

    Dear DBF's cat:
    Please stop complaining every time I call him. I can hear you over the phone.
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