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You try to tuck while you're driving down a hill.

You get annoyed by a TV program that talks about someone taking up mountain biking after having a lung transplant...because it shows a photo of...

"Aero bars? But what do those have to do with...Oh. You meant the candy."

Yes, this went through my head on at least one occasion while I was at home.

"Aero bars? But what do those have to do with...Oh. You meant the candy."

Yes, this went through my head on at least one occasion while I was at home.

And another one:

You tell your SO that if he wants to get you anything made of inorganic carbon, it should have wheels and Ultegra components.:D They cost about the same...

(Cue jokes about a...

Your SO, after dating for 3 years, is completely shocked to realize that he has never introduced you to his LBS, and plans to take steps to remedy this next time you visit.

You notice a pair of shoes under the desk belonging to a professor interviewing you and ask him (at the end) if he rides.

You get into a conversation about bikes with different professor (who is...

There are bike tracks through your kitchen, dining room, living room and hallway, since your bike "sleeps" in your bedroom. And you really don't care.
(Or is it just me with my negligible...

Your friend posts pictures from her tri in August, and the first thing you do is look to see what kind of bike she has...and you haven't seen her in years.:o