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Blueberry, that is horrendous. Yuck. Any chance you want to let us know who it was? I'd rather not spend my money with companies that promote creepy jerks.

Dear Whomever is Building that Enormous F#@k^&g McMansion in the MIDDLE of the damn trail,
I hope you enjoy what is undoubtedly your second home so that you can escape whatever desert you live in...

Dear In-Laws,
Car seats are not optional for toddlers. Ever. I don't care how short/rural/careful the trip. Thank you for putting me in a position where I have to choose between my children's...

Dear Graduate Program Head,
You are a mysoginist and small minded. My thesis will be a groundbreaking annalysis of gender, race, and nationalism regardless of your fears that I am too much of a...