Dear dummycat:
I love it when I walk into a room and the paper bag in the corner is purring.
P.S. Even if I was deaf and couldn't hear you, your tail is sticking out.
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Dear dummycat:
I love it when I walk into a room and the paper bag in the corner is purring.
P.S. Even if I was deaf and couldn't hear you, your tail is sticking out.
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