dear tuxie and miss ike
Just once could I please brush my teeth and wash my face at night without having to move a kitty butt out of each sink, repeatedly?
Miss Ike,
today I found 50, yes I did count them, of your milk rings under the Welsh Cupboard in the bedroom. I thought you were looking a bit deprived. I am going to time how many days it takes you to fish them individually out of the drawer and hide them.
Tuxie,
Yes baby, I know that my hot sweaty exercise clothes and biking cloths are dirty and need washing. I do not need you leaping into the laundry basket,fishing out the items individually and strewing them along the hallway to the kitchen and laundry room while I am asleep. Honest.
thank you both sweeties,
your caregiver.