Dear school,
After reading what people are saying about your instructors in literature and Women studies, I'm feeling really fired up and positively eager to enroll and start the class. It's been a long time since I've felt this way about literature. It's awesome.
(Also, I love online college classes. It's so awesome to finally be able to succeed in school even if people think I'm a bit old to still be piddling around undergrad classes.)