Blonde Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter:
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says:

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given
that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman
with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting right next to me is
blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters: "Hell no... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."