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I know this is so juvenile and may have been done on this forum but it's making me giggle over a bikejournal.
You know that old game of combining your favorite pet's name and the street you lived on at the time? My names are stupid (Winkle Tangerine or Beau C Street), but some really funny ones happen.
What do you get?
Might as well give the elementary school teachers in our midst a little warm-up for what's to come next week.:D
I've got so many to choose from as I've moved a lot and had a lot of pets...but my most recent one was Tango Long Branch and my current one would be Maggie Veranda or Kitty Veranda. :p
Swinger Deerwander
Bozo Diamond
Greta Kodiak
Nothing too funny.
V.
Snoogie Floating feather (she was a manx cat)
Yoda Cordova (French Bulldog)
Mr. Bun Cordova (rabbit)
Bear Osage (Akita)
Barkley Grand (Lab)
Bugsy Grand (barn goat)
Conrad Grand (Welsh Pony)
king edgwood
peanut truesdale
kiska truesdale
actually here we make up our roads and addresses, so if you want that made up street it would be:
peanut soggybottom
kiska soggybottom
Bozo 38th ?
eh.
My first dog was Willie, and I lived on Beaver Grade Road, so would that be Willie Beaver? Very strange visual on that one....
Whoa, we have a winner !!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mtkitchn
or would that be a weener?
LOL - that one is so funny.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by mtkitchn
OK - mine cannot beat that one.
I have lots of them, though
Angus Manor
Cindy Manor
Mickie Spring
Krystie Kaliste
Allie Saloom
Tara Spring
Taz Falling
Douvet Broussard
Willie Bella
Roux Vista
There are more (I've had lots of pets), but I'll stop here.
I can't wait to see what Nanci comes up with!
Kitty Bleecker
Kinky Main
Sukey Schmidt
Porn Star Names!
Taffy San Gabriel is mine.
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Originally Posted by Veronica
I guess it's just me, but Swinger Deerwander! that wins. Of course, it really needs to be a male porn star - even sounds like that Walberg guy looks.
I've got nothing funny:
Schnicks Fordham (Shih Tsu with a terrible underbite)
Murphy Limestone (pure bred mutt - see my avatar)
Edit - I misspelled Shih, an honest mistake - but it *** it out - how funny!
Either Tutti Maple or Fuzzy Maple.
Sabie Wolf (black kitty)
Tsuki River (Tortie kitty)
Jack Garden (black kitty)
Gebo Daniel (ratkin)
I like Willie Beaver. :D
Dr. Mew Stoneybrook
Whitefinger Stoneybrook
Thunderpuff Stoneybrook
All cats, all named during my brother's and my James Bond obsession period
Cynthia Oakwood--just one of the boring porn extras, sounds like...
Enya Jordan - likewise Salsa
Those sound like a couple of delicious drinks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fredwina
I've got nothing too exciting, but this IS fun--
from childhood: Bongo Westfield
from my 30s: Gator Tampico
current: Cocoa Bay
Nothing as captivating as Willie Beaver or Swinger Deerwander. :D
Kadie Cerritos
Sadie Cerritos
Both Boston Terriers, lost them both in a "divorce".:mad:
[QUOTE=Bad JuJu]Those sound like a couple of delicious drinks!
Tutti was a chichuaua That I took as a kindergarten Show N' Tell and made to to my B.A graduation. Fuzzy was a stray cat(Black Tiger, about 20 LBS) that a little girl next door adopted when I was a teen. when They moved away and left him, he adopted us. I think it had some to do with the seat on my dad's riding mower. I can recall the dog chasing the cat up the tree a couple of times.
Jack Whitestone. Hmm, sounds more like a dude in a tweed coat. :rolleyes:
Daisy Marie
Smokey marie
Dani Mitchell
not very exciting...
Smokey LaClede (deceased :( cat)
Frisky LaClede (current cat)
Whiskers LaClede (current cat)
Does not work in Swiss:
Hansli Silvretta
Archibald Silvretta
Caesar Silvretta...
mutated to
Archibald Kammelenberg
Caesar Kammelenberg
.... tortoises are long-lived.
Blub Blub Royalton
Here's mine...not too exciting.
Beamer Levi (black cat)
Zorro Levi (black & white cat)
Gizzy Levi (calico cat)
Frankie Levi (fawn colored pug)
Ok, mine are:
Autumn Ottawa (female collie)
Sushi Nebula Ottawa (calico cat)
Pepper Ottawa (african grey parrot)
Jam Jam Ottawa (orange boy kitty)
I also had:
Ralphie Rancho Largo (orange boy kitty)
Kasha del Sueno (female brown tabby)
Ethan Allen Dakota (orange boy kitty)
I don't think any of these are particularly hilarious, tho, however it is obvious that I have a thing for orange boy kitties:D
Willie Beaver still is taking the prize, although I am also fond of Blub Blub Royalton.
Blub Blub Royalton actually has me laughing out loud.
What kind of pet was blub blub?
I vote for fish!Quote:
Originally Posted by mtkitchn
Specifically, a goldfish. I was SO creative, wasn't I? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by oxysback
Whoohoo!! I knew it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lifesgreat
It's hard to be creative with fish. After much deliberation my daughter named her beta (who has long since gone to the toilet bowl in the sky) Little Junior. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by oxysback
Oh wait -
Little Junior what? - that might win the male porn name contest!
Little Junior Street
Little Junior Largo
Little Junior Beaver
Little Junior LaFleur
Little Junior Longbranch
Little Junior Deerwinder
It would have been....Quote:
Originally Posted by TsPoet
are you ready?....
Little Junior Pecan!!!
Not quite the prize winner, eh? ROFL!
I know! I like this name the best also. Blub Blub Royalton is pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by TsPoet
To be honest, Beau's registered name was Prince Hubba Bubba. I think it stood all on it's own. No street name needs to be added.
Goldie Marrington
Angel Windsong
And I can't forget....
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