may not work with moose, but
The way I deal with squirrels (after much trial and error) is to just keep going in a straight line and not even try to avoid them. If I swerve to try to avoid one the little bugger just manages to dart right in front of me again anyhow, and by then I might be off balance enough so if I did hit him or try to swerve again I'd go kerplunk. So may as well keep the odds in my favor and stay on course, so far all they've done is play chicken with me and dart out of the way at the last moment. Haven't hit one yet, thank goodness ...
There was one day hubby and I were out riding and the squirrels were being especially aggressive. It was right after we watched one of the Pyrenees stages of the Tour on TV, so we started envisioning the crazy squirrels darting in front of us wearing little orange T-shirts shaking their little paws at us (w. some of the ruder ones flipping little squirrel birds at us) squeaking their tirades as we navigated through the rowdy crowd ... hey, it was a funny visual :D
Helpful Hints from the Car Czar
From www.sacbee.com and their Car Czar:
Stop rubbing! You're most likely just smearing the stuff around. You need to use a cleaner that's specifically designed to remove tar and pitch. These do a wonderful job and are widely available at just about any auto parts store. The cleaners are typically oil based and leave the paint intact.
But if you're a cheapskate like me, there may be another option. I mean, why go buy a product from a store when a quick trip to the kitchen cupboard will do? What's that, you ask? Automotive products next to your breakfast cereal? You bet. It's not only my favorite condiment, but also a great remover of tar and pitch. Mayonnaise!
Try rubbing a little mayo on a sticky area with a clean soft cloth. You'll find that it works wonders. Afterwards, just clean up the residue with some car wash soap and water.
So remember, next time you need to clean, don't hold the mayo.
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your friendly research nerd, spazzdog