Dad Needs a new Sports Utility Bike

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10-14-2006, 07:33 PM
Kitsune06

Dad Needs a new Sports Utility Bike

This is an ad I found online (for obvious reasons) Not for the sensitive or the 'too young'...

I just hadda share. :rolleyes:
10-14-2006, 08:28 PM
CyclChyk

Ok so did the highly paid ad execs who came up with that one intentionally overlook the seat or are they really that numb?? Talk about misleading!

Altho it could be a great plug for the bike: No need for Enzyte!! :eek:
10-15-2006, 04:23 AM
SouthernBelle

He just really loves to ride.
10-15-2006, 06:29 AM
Tuckervill

Ha! That's an actual bike shop in Little Rock.

Very funny.

Karen
10-15-2006, 08:31 AM
KnottedYet

Oh, dear. i did NOT need to see that. :eek:
10-15-2006, 11:01 AM
alpinerabbit

No need for viagra.

this got posted on my website.
10-15-2006, 03:30 PM
Tri Girl

Hilarious!!! Thanks for posting!
10-15-2006, 06:02 PM
BleeckerSt_Girl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuckervill

Ha! That's an actual bike shop in Little Rock.

Oh, those guys from Arkansas!...
10-17-2006, 01:09 PM
cherinyc

I'm looking at that picture saying "what's the joke - the S U B?" I closed it -reopened it - still didn't get it - closed it - opened it one last time and....
BAM!!! there it was.

hee hee....thanks for the laugh!!!
10-17-2006, 07:46 PM
Xrayted

Oh My Garsh!! Now there's a bike enthusiast. :eek: :cool: :D
10-19-2006, 11:15 AM
fire girl

That is truly brilliant. I'm a urology resident so I'll be using that in presentations from now on. Cheers doll!:)
10-20-2006, 06:22 AM
BleeckerSt_Girl

Yeah, who needs Viagra when a great bike will do the trick?
10-23-2006, 09:06 AM
bikerchick68

I gotta move... none of the guys here are THAT happy to be riding...:D
10-24-2006, 05:51 AM
margo49

rotfl
10-25-2006, 08:43 AM
pooks

Well, I found this a while back, and you REALLY shouldn't click this if you don't have a bawdy sense of humor.

But, um, honestly -- I keep trying to figure out if this is a "place holder" for someone who removed their seat so it wouldn't get stolen or what!

http://bikecentric.blogspot.com/2006...duct-line.html
10-25-2006, 08:48 AM
Eden

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooks

Well, I found this a while back, and you REALLY shouldn't click this if you don't have a bawdy sense of humor.

But, um, honestly -- I keep trying to figure out if this is a "place holder" for someone who removed their seat so it wouldn't get stolen or what!

http://bikecentric.blogspot.com/2006...duct-line.html

We have a local shop called "Toys in Babeland" - I''ll let you all figure out what they sell...., they did a window display on much the same lines one spring.
10-27-2006, 09:18 AM
Kitsune06

I think it's a rain cover for the seat tube. And how well it'd work as one, too! Still.... I can only imagine how it'd look to stick that in your messenger bag and have it pressed up against the side of the canvas. :eek: :rolleyes: Don't think they're the type to care, tho. =)
10-27-2006, 09:23 AM
pooks

I wonder how long it would take it to get stolen.

Well, of course you'd also have to wonder where it's been. Ahem.
10-27-2006, 03:01 PM
chickwhorips

both of those are super funny. what does that say about me? :eek:
10-27-2006, 06:57 PM
DebW

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsune06

I think it's a rain cover for the seat tube. And how well it'd work as one, too! Still.... I can only imagine how it'd look to stick that in your messenger bag and have it pressed up against the side of the canvas. :eek: :rolleyes: Don't think they're the type to care, tho. =)

A condom would make a better rain cover, and much lighter and easier to carry.
10-27-2006, 07:06 PM
Trek420

DebW "A condom would make a better rain cover, and much lighter and easier to carry"

:::sigh:: but that's so practical :rolleyes: ;) :cool:
10-27-2006, 07:52 PM
KnottedYet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsune06

I think it's a rain cover for the seat tube. And how well it'd work as one, too! Still.... I can only imagine how it'd look to stick that in your messenger bag and have it pressed up against the side of the canvas. :eek: :rolleyes: Don't think they're the type to care, tho. =)

Kit, Kit, Kit. You don't put it in the MESSENGER BAG. Lemme see if I can find my copy of "Packing for Baby-D*kes" for you.

I think it's lost in the same place my copy of "Femme's Guide to the Universe" went.
10-27-2006, 08:33 PM
Kitsune06

HA. I'm not effing packing THAT. DGF would take one look at me and laugh her azz off. I'm thinking Vixen's Mr. Right, thanks... I've done enough gender f*cking in my day... ;)
Besides, I just feel bad because I think I know the model in the picture. I feel dirty.
10-27-2006, 08:40 PM
KnottedYet

me too, so i looked on babeland for it....
10-27-2006, 09:00 PM
Kitsune06

Uhm yeah. :eyeroll: mango, too.

You know what? I just deleted about a paragraph of things that would probably get me in trouble. My mind's in the gutter tonight. :D
10-27-2006, 09:41 PM
KnottedYet

prolly as bad as the posts I deleted...:D
10-27-2006, 10:47 PM
Kitsune06

I was resisting the urge to post this:
*rummages through notepad.txt posts*
*bats eyelashes* Why, Gosh, Knot, what does "packing for baby d*kes" mean? Like how to put things in a suitcase or bag? Why would we pack any differently than anyone else? I like packing, I mean, I pack big stuff in little places all the time... My gf is always impressed with my ability..."

but it just seemed "wrong"
10-30-2006, 03:47 PM
BleeckerSt_Girl

They have ones with blinkies on them too ya know....or glow-in-the-dark for night riding safety!
10-30-2006, 04:13 PM
Kitsune06

... :eek: ...
10-30-2006, 05:15 PM
KnottedYet

:eek: :eek:

<knot wonders WHERE Lisa shops?>
10-30-2006, 05:20 PM
Kitsune06

... glow in the dark is kinda pointless. If you're using it right, theoretically, you wouldn't see much to 'glow' anyway. ... Oh, and boys will always, always make lightsaber jokes. I kid you not. :eek:
11-01-2006, 01:35 AM
light_sabe_r

I love the pictures... Started some new FORWARDS...

But this convo has really gone into the gutter. :D

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