Rant -- "Bank Drive-thru is for motorized vehicles only!"
So, on my way to run other errands this afternoon, I stopped by the bank to make a deposit. Of course, I went through the drivethrough. There was only one other car (there are two tellers), and no lines. They took forever to process my order, which I couldn't understand, given how few customers were there... until the teller said, through the PA, "Liza, next time you come, you're going to have to use the lobby." I said "what?" and she said, "you can't bring your bike in the drivethrough." Of course, I am terrible at coming up with a quick reply that is at all articulate or convincing when I'm flustered, so I said, "but that doesn't make any sense!". Another woman comes over and says, "i'll explain. you can't take your bike through the drivethrough." Thanks, that was a much better explanation, I didn't get that before!!! I said nothing but looked indignant, and she said, "the drivethrough is for motorized vehicles only." I didn't feel like arguing and also didn't think it was a battle that would be won talking over the speaker system, so I just said "OK" and left.
But seriously, I tried to think through the rationale for this policy and I really can't come up with a good argument why bikes shouldn't be permitted.
--I am no slower than a car would be in the drivethrough.
--I can hold a line and follow traffic rules just as well as a car can.
--I am just as visible to other cars as a car would be, in that setting.
--Like cars, I entered via traffic and will exit via traffic. They only offer this service to cars because it is more convenient not to have to find a parking spot and get out of the car -- but hey, if I'm on a bike, why don't I deserve the same convenience? Like cars, I was on my way to run other errands, so I wanted to be as efficient as possible.
Has this happened to anyone else? Has anyone heard a plausible argument for it? I am not denying that there could be a plausible argument, but they didn't give me one and I'm having a hard time coming up with one.
I am partly tempted to write the bank a letter explaining in a more articulate fashion why I think they should reconsider this policy, but I probably won't because I imagine it will be discounted as some crazy rant.
Arrghhh. It miffed me.