Dear Fellow Riders,
Please pay attention to the wind direction before you launch your snot rocket!
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Dear Fellow Riders,
Please pay attention to the wind direction before you launch your snot rocket!
Dear post office near my house,
WHY can you not redirect my package to my workplace? :mad: I'm a customer and have a daytime job plus things to do on Saturday. It's not my fault Western Australia opening hours are backwards!!
Unhappy customer..a bit happier now that i know the shop is open until 4pm on sat!!!
Next time i'll have all my international packages directed to my work address!
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Dear large multinational oil & gas firms
Please ensure you have a recovery plan in place! I hope someone at the beeeeg multinational firm that's caused Western Australia's natural gas crisis will be hung on the line.
EEEDIOTS!! DUH!!!
You have a ton of explaining to do to all the folks that are under the threat of layoffs becuase of de beeeeg company's error. Hotels, manufacturing, dairy, etc etc..
My gracious Photon Gods,
Thank you for allowing me to comp on 2 things today. That really does help with the confidence level.
Thankfully yours,
Pumped up Rad Tech Student.
Dear Love Gods,
What's with the temptation?? I can't get a date with a nice guy for YEARS, and finally start something with a good man, and NOW you fulfill my wish to date one of those tall, handsome racer who always pass me on the road, who wants to take me out?? The pluses are he's local, he's closer in age to me, we're both teachers, I find him very much my taste. But other than that, and the fact that my girlfriend tells me he's a nice guy, I don't know anything else.
My new guy, I know is a good man. But he's also 1200 miles away, can't find a job in his field, and although I'm attracted to his intelligence and communication skills, don't find him particularly handsome. But he adores me.
Pffffftt! :mad:
ooooh, deedolce, a plethora of blessings, ay? :D Sounds intriguing.
Dear Powers that Be:
Thanks!
That's all :)
dear powers that be ( I know who you are),
Thank you so much for my legs, that will get stronger eventually, and my bike that takes me places and helps me avoid +$4.00 gas. May I blessed with these 2 (3- I have 2 legs) forever.
m
Dear Laundry Gods -
At least it was the spin cycle that had to go out. I'm still not happy about needing to replace the 14 yr old washer, and the squeeking 6 yr old dryer. I hope there wasn't some really tiny fine print in the ad I saw today about free delivery and removal of the dead machines. But still, I wanted to spend my birthday doing something else other than shopping for a new washer and dryer. :mad:
Dear Project Manager,
When exactly were you going to inform the entire team that the potential project benefits have changed from 21,000 acres to a measly 5,000 acres. We all know costs have gone up, but where did you get these numbers? When a project paper is almost finished is NOT the time to slip in this drastic change. :mad:
Dear Love Gods,Quote:
Originally Posted by deedolce
Please tell deedolce that as soon as someone adores you, all others find you attractive. Oh, and tell her a bird in the hand is worth two in the 1200 mile away bush...;) Doesn't sound like one date could hurt...
Dear Lady Bike Commuter on 2nd Ave,
I was behind you this morning while we both made our way south through downtown Seattle in the middle lane of three lanes of traffic on 2nd Avenue. I understand why you might not want to ride in the right lane, it is after all right next to the bus lane...and Seattle Metro bus drivers can definitely have their aggro whack-a-doo moments. But, someone already thought of that, and that's actually why there's a bike lane over there on the left side of the road--in case you missed it, it was that lane where all of the people (except you) riding bicycles were.
I'd understand not using that bike lane if you needed to turn right and didn't want to come to a stop and use a crosswalk to get to the other side of the street, but in that case, the *right* rather than the *middle* lane is probably the one for you.
And, definitely, if you're going to be making a right turn get over to the right side of the road. You happened to turn right at the same place I did (though by this time you were a few cars ahead of me, since I merged over into the turn lane and you did not), and I don't know if you realized it, but you almost got yourself run over twice. First by the SUV you cut off in the right lane of forward-moving traffic, and then by the car you cut off in the turn lane. Had either of those drivers had a moment of inattention (pretty easy to do on a morning commute), you probably would have been seriously injured. As it was, they both managed to hit their brakes with enough time to avoid hitting you. (And I was pretty impressed at the lack of honking on their part.)
I didn't really care about driving more slowly through downtown because I was caught behind you in that middle lane. I drive a Miata. It was a sunny morning. I had the top down. None of these things are conducive to annoyance behind the wheel. But, I could definitely see how other drivers could get irate at being held up in that situation.
To sum up: Please use the bike lanes. If you don't want to use the bike lanes, then please stay as far to the right as is safe. Riding down the center of the middle lane of traffic (i.e. the lane people use when they want a straight shot through downtown, and don't want to be held up in the stop-and-go of the left and right lanes that people are using to turn left and right) is probably not the best idea. And if you're going to make a right turn, make sure you have moved into the lane with the rest of the traffic that is turning right.
Thanks,
Me
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by peachgirl
Dear Deedolce, accept the date with the local racer. Being adored by someone who doesn't curl your toes often ends up feeling like a tremendous burden. You derserve to be adored by someone you adore as well.
Dear Versus ad execs,
Did you know if you charge more for ads, you can air less ads and more le Tour?
Dear New Department Head,
Well, let's see, so far we know you pop off if you're stressed, kill the messinger, don't say what you mean and don't mean what you say. You promise something and that's the last we ever hear of it, and you're the last to arrive at work and the first to leave. From your work history you've been two years here, two years there, going back and back and back in time. So we guess we're all ready about 35% of the way through your tenure here, and we can just about hold our breaths until whatever moves you, moves you on to the next set of victims. Bon voyage, pal, and the sooner the better.:(
Oh, P.S. We've notice that you have the same two backstabbers whispering in your ear as your predecessor. Look what it got him to listen to them.
Dear good friend,
I love you like a sister, but this flaky wierdness has got to go. We signed up for the Breast Cancer walk almost a year ago. And now, a little over a month out you tell me you don't think you can do it? (and not even through a phone call or face to face, but through an online message?!?) You can't raise the money and don't have the time to train. I don't appreciate being left high and dry. And I don't think it's good karma to sign up for a charity walk and promise to raise money then back out like that. It's not really that you're too busy or that you don't have time, I know people who are incredibly, mind boggling-ly busy who find both the time and energy to train.
I don't want get angry at you about it but I can't help but feel incredibly frustrated and kind of hurt. Why did you sign up in the first place? I guess you just didn't want it bad enough.
Sigh.
Sincerely,
Your confused friend
dear people who for some reason or another seem to not like me anymore,
I honestly don't know what I did to earn your displeasure. If I offended you in some way, I wish you would have told me instead of giving me the cold shoulder. When I inquired to find out what happened, my correspondence remained unanswered. One day I thought we would be able to be in touch with each other, the next... gone.. poof with no explanation. I appreciate what you've done for me and miss communication with you.
Signed,
Confused