On the parking... if Snap's big red circle isn't a parking lot, she has just provided someone somewhere (those "internet villianous snoopers") with a nice target to drop a bomb.
On the climb: CindySue honey, I ONLY have a compact double! I'm assuming it will serve me well for the expected 1000 meters of riding I'll complete :D
On poker: how many lbs of change to I have to bring for the game and do I have to carry it on my bike for the climb?
spazz-o-uhoh!