you miht be a cyclist if......
you might be a cyclist if you dismount the step through spin bike at the gym by swinging you leg up back and over the saddle.
has anyone ever noticed the similarity between mounting and dismounting a horse with a western saddle and mounting and dismounting a road bike? Coincidence? I don't think so. (cue twilight zone music) ;)
You might be a cyclist if...
the Terry, Sundance, and William Sonoma catalogs all arrive on the same day and you dive for the Terry catalog first.
you might be a cyclist when
you pay more for your bike than your car