Dear Greedy American Overseas Manufacturers,
Made in China doesn't cut it.
Just because you can save $ by manufacturing overseas doesn't mean the quality it there.
Why not manufacture stuff in Japan? Their stuff works. It isn't tainted. It's nearly perfected. And they have a lot more creativity.
Remember that Japan is our ally? Remember the time Prime Minister Koizumi sang karaoke at the Elivis Presely mansion? You know, Elvis--the Undisputed King Of Rock N Roll. When was the last time you shared quality time with Pres. Jintao of China?
I am considering making out my Last Will and Testament due to the probability of exposure to toxins hidden deep within my lead laden art supplies manufactured in--you guessed it--China. I will probably die a slow, long, torturous death. In the event you do not hear from me in a week or so, please contact the American Embassy in China and report my disappearance.
Sincerely,
Fan of Japan

