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Dear Grade gods and goddesses,
Please let crazybikinchic do well on her exam. I've been there and am there right now with 2 projects, one that I will get back tonight. Please be good to us. I work hard and bust my tail so I can do well and I dont want my hard work to go down the tubes!
4 flats in the last 3 rides is a little excessive. I know it's important to practice repairing flats, but really, I think I'm pretty good at it now and you can leave me alone for a while. OK?
Thanks.
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Originally Posted by ace
Amy - I feel exactly the way you do - though I will have to say your episodes far outdo mine! I just want to get through all this internal stuff that is happening to me and feel GOOD again. It seems someone is conspiring against me. I'm sending positive thoughts your way. You are bound to have some good luck soon - and have a WONDERFUL trip to Italy!
And SS (Shivering Silver) - Not only did the weather man take YOUR spring, he's down here right now running off with ours!! And just when I have a 5 day weekend, too...**POUT**
Pleeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Dear Grade gods and goddesses,
Please let crazybikinchic do well on her exam. I've been there and am there right now with 2 projects, one that I will get back tonight. Please be good to us. I work hard and bust my tail so I can do well and I dont want my hard work to go down the tubes!
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Originally Posted by IFjane
The ladies and man of team estrogen must hunt down this scum, this low life, this....this.....stealer of warmth and retrieve our Spring.....our merry warm weather.....and punish him to....to....riding a bike without a seat, to riding in the way of our snot rockets and spit, to ride all of our rides with us and keep his mouth shut, to stay at OUR pace, to do OUR routes........
*Silver mounts her carbon steed and flings her flowing velvet cape around her shoulders and pulling her silver hood (helmet) over her head and heads out eastward on her mission*
Dear god of weather
Just because everyone else is complaining about their weather doesn't mean we don't want to keep the nice weather you sent our way yesterday and now today was even better. It is starting to seem like WE could actually have weather that is not wet/cold/rainy/dark.. Is that possible?
Thanks
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Originally Posted by mimitabby
+ another 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by mimitabby
I'm with them...especially because I should be able to pick up my new bike tomorrow or Friday...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wahine+ another 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by mimitabby
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Originally Posted by silver
I'm with you, Silver! We will hunt him down and taunt him until he retreats.....his father was a hamster and his mother smelled of elderberries....oh wait...that's another taunt....his father was a mud puddle and his mother was....help me here! :D
We have a 50% chance of SNOW tomorrow night - it's APRIL for cryin' out loud!!!! ENOUGH!!!
Dear weather god
I wave my biking shorts at your aunties!
Now go away before I taunt you for a second time!
....
*squeak, squeak, squeak...*
FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering]
C'est un vélo, vélo de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[clllank]
ARTHUR:
What happens now?
BEDEVERE:
Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the bike, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR:
Who leaps out?
BEDEVERE:
U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the bike, uh, and uh...
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
BEDEVERE:
Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
Dear people who print the Voler catalog,
You must knwo I like thier stuff, but did you have to send me 5 copies of the catalog? I looked, all same name and address. You have heard merging dupilcates, have you not? For a slight additional fee, I can even show how to do this...
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Originally Posted by Kitsune06
'Summer changed back into Winter...'
NARRATOR:
And so, Silver and IFJane and Kitsune06 set out on their search to find the weather man of whom silver had spoken in post twenty-four. Beyond the forest, they met Lisa S. H. and Mr. silver, and there was much rejoicing.
KNIGHTS:
Yay! Yay!
[woosh]
NARRATOR:
In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Kitsusne06's minstrels.
MINSTREL: [high-pitched]
Get back! Eee!
NARRATOR:
And there was much rejoicing.
KNIGHTS:
Yay!
NARRATOR:
A year passed.
CARTOON CHARACTER:
[shivering]
NARRATOR:
Winter changed into Spring.
CARTOON CHARACTER:
Mmm, nice.
NARRATOR:
Spring changed into Summer.
CARTOON CHARACTER:
Oh. Ahh.
NARRATOR:
Summer changed back into Winter,...
CARTOON CHARACTER:
Oh?
NARRATOR:
...and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn.
CARTOON CHARACTER:
Aah.
[snap]
Oh! Waa!
NARRATOR:
Until one day...
.... (out of order, because I'm a bleedin' sod who can't keep things straight... ) :rolleyes:
Snapdragen:
And Saint Armstrong raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And Lance did grin, and the people did feast upon the Clifbloks and sportbeans and lunabars and gatorade and protein and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Chickwhorips:
Skip a bit, Sister.
Snapdragen:
And Lance spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Velo towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Xrayted:
Amen.
Everyone:
Amen.
Kitsune06:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
Xrayted:
Three, hon!
Kitsune06:
Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]
Thank you for the laughs, dear. ;) :D