Originally Posted by
Kitsune06
Dear TE "Dear So and So" thread:
You've helped me keep my sanity today. You an' my big sis.
Dear guy-who-sits-next-to-me
There is so much I don't like about you, I can't even outline them here. But what gets me most is that not only do you need to disagree with practically everything I believe in, but you also have this condescending, threatening, challenging tone in your voice with everything you say. I mean everything.
You try to soften your voice when greeting clients on the phone and you sound like a stalker. You greet men on the phone in a voice that sounds like it'd be a crushing handshake and plastered grin if in physical form.
You raise the hair on the back of my neck.
You may genuinely be a nice guy, with great kids and wife and such...
but the slime you ooze on the astral planes makes me very uncomfortable.
Please, just stay the heck away from me. Don't try to be friendly, don't try to tell me why evolution is a false 'theory', don't tell me how against abortions etc you are, don't shake your head and cough if I happen to say the word 'gay'.
...and I'll stop popping my knuckles, neck and back, sighing when you start tearing into fellow evolutionists and maybe even involuntarily shuddering when you call clients and use either of your client voices.
well... the last one IS involuntary.
You really are creepy.