I can't even imagine taking that chance in the first place! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta7
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I can't even imagine taking that chance in the first place! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta7
that apparently after a week of skiing your skin can get dry enough that while chopping hot peppers the capsacin fumes can cause your entire face to turn bright red and burn like a %$*&^@^%$(!^&@#!
When taking a call over a TTY or TDD machine presumably with someone who is deaf mute your phone and do not assume they can not hear you :rolleyes: because if you type:
"oh, I am so sorry that happened to you, I'll fix that right away ..."
and say
"You so and so, you call me every month about this I bet you ____"
you can find out that they do hear juuuuuust enough :o
There are strings attached when a husband offers his wife a massage. Be forewarned :)
1. Live by the golden rule;
2. If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your mouth shut;
3. Be careful what you ask for!
Safety Tip for the day:
Don't fry bacon in the nude..........
I have no idea how to react to that other than ":eek:"Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruby Rider
ooohh..ouch!!! :eek:
OWWW!
Ruby that's a heck of a first post! :D
On asphalt or concrete, roll, don't slide. :o
If a patient comes in and acts as though he only speaks Spanish and not a word of English, he could be playing a practical joke on you....you will know this when the Doctor takes him back and you hear loud laughter. :rolleyes:
I can't get past the nude bacon frying...
Maybe the doctor speaks Spanish?Quote:
Originally Posted by silver
It's best to say "I don't know the answer to that" than to fake it.
Do not include a large unopened box of bounce in your washing machine when you wash a load of whites.