Can I wear a Mother hat too? I forgot to have kids.
Sorry to be blunt but:
Where is the jersey that says "Unplug and ride"?
Unless you MUST drown out the infernal sound of my singing ;) I invite you to sing louder than me.
Inside, gym, spin class, on the trainer...bring on the noise.
I admit being a bit of a Ludite, plus the meditative/contemplative aspect of the sport, and what others have said-safety first~gotta be aware. That's aware of your suroundings, the bike (what was that clicking or noise?)...