You might be a redneck if....
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Originally Posted by
chickwhorips
its a halibut.
the only true way to measure how big your fish is, is to lay down next to it. if you catch one the same size as you, then you get the prize.
my fish that was the biggest in 2005, killed the guys in town that a girl got the biggest fish. 63 in = 128 lbs = me
OK, I just had to explain a picture of a girl laying next to a dead fish to my boss because I'm sitting here laughing hysterically.....I need a kleenex **gasp** I can't breath....
Dr. Kill Independent Jennifer
Dr. "Kill Independent Jennifer" 's nurse just phoned. :(
Here is the lovely, albeit brief dialogue:
Dr. KIJ requested I follow up with you to make certain you understand and are complying with his instructions.
Yeah, for the most part.
You are taking the Coumadin recently prescribed?
Yes
You are not drinking alcohol?
No (I may have said that in a snotty way)
You are taking your CCB?
Yes
No driving?
No driving, I just luuuuuve being freaking stuck at home (last part was thought in my head).
No intense aerobic activity?
How would you define intense?
Nothing more than walking.
Ummmm, I am running every day.
Running?????? (Huge sigh on her part and I can hear her writing)
He did not say I could not run. (okay,I was probably a tad devensive here)
Well ma'am (I hate ma'am) your tests indicate no heavy aerobic activity.
I have not been told my tests results.
You will be discussing those with Dr. KIJ on Dec 22nd.
Then the results cannot be too serious, until I hear otherwise from Dr. KIJ, I will be running.
It is not advised.
Noted.
(at this point she mumbled something and scribbled something about going against medical advice and hung up).