Dear So and So

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Originally Posted by limewave

Dear Organic Natural Peanut Butter,

You are so nutty and yummy. Whether straight from the jar, garnished with raisins or chocolate chips, or even swirled into a serving of greek yogurt--you are my happy place every afternoon. The other day I licked your jar clean and was forced to use DH's JIF :eek: It looked so gray and its texture so, so . . . unappetizing. I hope to never have to do that again.

Your unabashed admirer,
Limewave

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We should start our own fan club...or seek addiction help, unsure which :o :D

hmmmm, hadn't thought about swirling into into Greek yogurt, I also swirl it into steel-cut oats.

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Originally Posted by Catrin

We should start our own fan club...or seek addiction help, unsure which :o :D

hmmmm, hadn't thought about swirling into into Greek yogurt, I also swirl it into steel-cut oats.

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I was starving yesterday in the afternoon and had two nice spoonfuls right out of the jar. Seriously yummy, and held me til dinner. Love me some natural (and locally made in Belize!) peanut butter. :D

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Originally Posted by jessmarimba

Dear coworker:

I really wish you wouldn't wear headphones when you eat lunch, because the sounds you're making are making me want to vomit. STOP BEING SO GROSS!! CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!!

Sincerely,
not your mother

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:eek: LOL. Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't matter if the audible chewer/slurper took off the headphones! I can't abide by rude eaters, either. They always seem to choose crunchy foods, don't they?

Be open to the possibility that the person just has very bad teeth and a dental phobia ... I've just had to get used to my DH's mouth noises ...

Dear City of Indianapolis: I cannot wait until the Superbowl is yesterday's news. Believe it it not, there are people out there who don't give a rat's you know what about this ridiculously bloated extravaganza and who just want it to be over.

Same with the playoffs.
A friend called me yesterday to invite us over to "watch the game." I almost said, "What game?" but I sort of remembered, and said, "oh, we'll be out x country skiing."
Also time to hit some good restaurants tomorrow night.

But isn't Madonna going to be the half-time entertainment? ;-)

I'm with you, by the way. And Crankin has the right idea on how best to spend a winter afternoon!

I'd rather the Superbowl than the on-going political primary nonsense. At least the Superbowl has good commercials. :cool:

Dear Dad,

It's been one year since you died. We're doing OK, you made sure Mom would be alright. I'm taking care of her, like I promised I would. I miss you.

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Originally Posted by OakLeaf

Be open to the possibility that the person just has very bad teeth and a dental phobia ... I've just had to get used to my DH's mouth noises ...

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That wouldn't excuse the burping, etc. He's just gross. One of the problems with a small office is that the guys think they don't need manners anymore, since I'm the only person they offend.

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Originally Posted by snapdragen

Dear Dad,

It's been one year since you died. We're doing OK, you made sure Mom would be alright. I'm taking care of her, like I promised I would. I miss you.

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(((Snap)))

Beth, I totally agree with you.

Oh, I'm sick of the primaries, too. The Superbowl never bothered me until now. It's a totally different experience if you live in or near a host city. We have heard nothing but the Superbowl for well over a year and all if downtown has been under construction or repair.

((((Snap)))). Hugs to you and your mom.

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Originally Posted by indysteel

Oh, I'm sick of the primaries, too. The Superbowl never bothered me until now. It's a totally different experience if you live in or near a host city. We have heard nothing but the Superbowl for well over a year and all if downtown has been under construction or repair.

((((Snap)))). Hugs to you and your mom.

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True. My hometown keeps talking about hosting something. That is laughable, since it barely has traffic under control. That, and that whole "Let's cut off the riverfront with a highway!" thing. (Of course, since the riverfront has effectively been cut off in one way or another since the 1930s...)

(((Snap))) - Sounds like you are doing well, but you will always miss your Dad. Thinking of you and your Mom.

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Originally Posted by snapdragen

Dear Dad,

It's been one year since you died. We're doing OK, you made sure Mom would be alright. I'm taking care of her, like I promised I would. I miss you.

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TE not only needs a "Like" button, it needs a "Hug" button.