The drowning cow...

Holstein is my favorite, hopefully I'll be riding it next year.

This thread tickled my funny bone so much that I wrote about it in my dairy last night. I didn't beef up the story at all, just documented the facts. :D:D:D

*groan*

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Originally Posted by kermit

That's utterly ridiculous!

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Surely you meant udderly.

Yeah, I did. I think that one pushed snapdragen over the edge!

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Originally Posted by tctrek

This thread tickled my funny bone so much that I wrote about it in my dairy last night. I didn't beef up the story at all, just documented the facts. :D:D:D

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Hook! Hook!

Poor Snapdragen is writhing in Angus.

Oh lord I go away for the weekend and this becomes pun central. I told DH the story on the way to our camping trip and he started laughing. We then had a very interesting conversation about why cows just poop while walking, no stopping. I guess we have run out of things to talk about and resorted to animal bathroom discussions. :p

I...can't...not...ask.

Was the tanning cow a brown one?

*the question brought to you from the dairy state:)

I thought of this thread when I got questioned by the cops tonight. I was in the park watching our juvenile red-tailed hawk play with sticks. Turns out someone saw the hawk on the ground flapping his wings, thought he was injured, and called 911.

The cop was really sweet and concerned, and asked me repeatedly if I was sure the hawk could fly okay.

Wanting to do my part to help New York's finest have a nice evening, I tried and tried to think of something funny to say, but failed utterly.

Pam

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Originally Posted by PamNY

I thought of this thread when I got questioned by the cops tonight. I was in the park watching our juvenile red-tailed hawk play with sticks. Turns out someone saw the hawk on the ground flapping his wings, thought he was injured, and called 911.

The cop was really sweet and concerned, and asked me repeatedly if I was sure the hawk could fly okay.

Wanting to do my part to help New York's finest have a nice evening, I tried and tried to think of something funny to say, but failed utterly.

Pam

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You would be amazed at what people call 911 over. I went yesterday to investigate a duckjacking....someone called and said there was a lady in the park stealing a duck. Turns out she was *releasing* a duck.
It was highway webbery. The city should send her a bill.

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Originally Posted by mtbdarby

I...can't...not...ask.

Was the tanning cow a brown one?

*the question brought to you from the dairy state:)

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No, he was black. I imagine he was pretty dang hot. Any hotter, I would have had to investigate a burger-y.

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Originally Posted by PamNY

I thought of this thread when I got questioned by the cops tonight. I was in the park watching our juvenile red-tailed hawk play with sticks. Turns out someone saw the hawk on the ground flapping his wings, thought he was injured, and called 911.

The cop was really sweet and concerned, and asked me repeatedly if I was sure the hawk could fly okay.

Wanting to do my part to help New York's finest have a nice evening, I tried and tried to think of something funny to say, but failed utterly.

Pam

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"Oh yes, officer! He can fly! It's just that he's in a flap about that stick."

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Originally Posted by kenyonchris

You would be amazed at what people call 911 over. I went yesterday to investigate a duckjacking....someone called and said there was a lady in the park stealing a duck. Turns out she was *releasing* a duck.
It was highway webbery. The city should send her a bill.

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What a quackup!:p

Okay, this is just getting fowl.