rain is bad for my down there?!?!?

OK, I was riding today, and I couldn't get this thread out of my head :eek:. I've had some beginning of the season hoo-ha issues, which I had checked out just this week, because last year I let it go too long and ended up with a VBI.

When we got home, I informed my DH that my twinkie survived and he was like, what????
As for Body Glide, I am beginning to think it is a miracle drug. I use it where I used to use chamois butter and it also has stopped my blistering problem on my feet, I had when running. I just shmear it everywhere...
:D

Why not just say "crotch"?

I do say crotch, at times. I just like the word hoo-ha and twinkie.

Besides, "crotch" sounds so - crotchety

this is reminding me of the vagina monologues ;)...........

Trisk...i've always wanted to read & see the Vagina Monologues!

Hoo Ha & Twinkie sound childish

I like the word "trim." Is it just old fashioned? Or do I never hear it because it's rude?

Words like "twinkie" and "hoo-ha" definitely make me want to break out the really rude words. :p

I've never heard the word "trim".

Karen

I've never heard the word trim, either. Is it British?
I have no problem saying vagina, but the other words make me laugh. I think we've become way too serious about this stuff. Sure, I taught my kids to say the correct words, but, I would rather laugh...

We just need Latin words for twinkie and twinkle.

"Down there" just means Australia, doesn't it?

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Originally Posted by Tuckervill

I've never heard the word "trim".

Karen

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I've heard a girl called "trim"- as in, "That corvette is a trim magnet."

Reading this thread really makes me laugh out loud. I'm sitting in the living room with my laptop laughing and laughing and DH is like "what the heck are you laughing about?" I don't want him thinking about all the TE hoo has, Zsa Zsa, twinkie, twinkle, trim, labia, vagina, crotch, down there, girl stuff, so I just tell him "never mind, it's a long story" and he goes back to reading Bicycling magazine.

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Originally Posted by ZenSojourner

The correct term is "hoo-hah".

I learned this from watching the doctors on Grey's Anatomy.

Everyone knows if you see it on TV, it's true! :p

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I do remember Miranda Bailey referring to it as a "Va-jay-jay".
That's my personal favourite. :)
There's also "Front bottom". Just for comedic effect.

Has anyone trield Udderly Smooth?
If so, was it good for long rides?